This April 2007 interview is with Beef and local Pittsburgh anchor Sally Wiggin. Sweet Jebus, the fake, plastered on smile, the oversized flippers -- ponderous, fucking ponderous. 1:21 - Been with Coward seven years on Mother's Day (May 2000). (Oct 1999 is when Coward announced the legal separation from Allison. That six month 'mad tear' included Robin Givens and Angie Everhart) 1:30 - She recognized Coward when they first met at the infamous dinner party. 4:19 - "I choose not to listen to his radio show." 7:10 - The boy magazine stage of her life is over. 8:10 - She worked in Europe as a model for four years. 8:35 - "Who is this Howard Stern girlfriend. That's why I got the magazine covers... I've been on several covers of magazines. People want to do interviews with me." 9:50 - "...furry friend... really preliminary stages to open my own shelter in the Hamptons." 14:00 - "... my mother is always the first to know my good news, my good fortune..." 16:47 - "I never want to say the word step-mother.... I'm a good friend to the girls." 17:15 - "I always joke that on my tombstone will be: Howard Stern's girlfriend, Howard Stern's fiance, maybe Howard Stern's wife..." 18:29 - "We should do something together." Reporter: "I am a local anchor in a shrinking market." 19:30 - "I watch 'The View' religiously." 24:11 - "Life to me, I've always had my palms out and things have just landed in my lap."