Beth is building her case for a baby

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Yomama, Jul 25, 2012.

  1. Yomama

    Yomama Well-Known Member

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    All this sad tweeting - posting pics of herself so distraught over losing the love of her life (Bianca) - she is working Howard ! She is so sad, inconsolable after her loss. Her baby. And now she just turned 40 - re-evaluating her life - and she has not had a baby. Her only baby is gone. She is sooooo depressed, crying all day,sad face :-(, needs to get away to think and grieve.
    How much do you bet she decides she changed her mind and wants to have a baby.

    And Howard will have to choose.

    Give Beth a baby to nurture - one that won't abandon her in 10 yrs.

    Or lose her, so she can find another man who will - her biological clock is ticking - she needs to get moving. Can hear it now

    "Howard, I know I said I didn't want to have kids, but I've evolved. After the loss of Bianca I realize I want - need to be a mother....."

    I give it to the end of the year and he will announce her pregnancy
     
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    First.
     
  3. yippeekyaa

    yippeekyaa Moved forward. VIP

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    I wonder how much Howard will pay Nacho to deliver his "seed" to Beth?
     
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    Are you bringing first back?
     
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    :rofl:
     
  7. Herc

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    Bitch better move. Her biological clock is about to self destruct on her . . .
     
  8. MrWarmth

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    If you can't make a baby the old fashioned way then it's really not yours. It's a cocksucking bastard
     
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    She is too ode...
     
  10. Gena

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    I would`nt put it past her to get knocked up [ by someone ]. But i as a woman, just dont understand this assumption, especially in this day and age, that every woman NEEDS a baby. Having a kid doesnt make you a good mother, and being a fulfilled woman doesnt mean you have to pop em out .] i got so much flack from ppl i didnt even know and my ex mother in law over the fact i never wanted kids, my god.. some ppl..]

    I think if beth truly had strong maternal drives shed have had a kid allready. If howig raised hell think how much money and fame she could get by really trashing him publicly, he ignored his 3 first children now hes denouncing his new little baby waa waa waa.

    I do not have kids of my own, ill turn 41 tomorrow and i do not feel that im any less a woman for it. I have three grown step kids from the relationship im in now and love them all but ive never felt a desire to breed so its hard for me to get the assumption that all women must be mothers in order to feel complete lol

    Having said all this, if bethbiscuit does shit out a little ocuntsky-sternlet within the next year, or adopt one, i see it used as more of a prop, like everything else in her life. I doubt shes got the emotional capacity to truly bond with and mother a child and we all know wiggy mcwigs aint got a true daddy-ing bone in his lanky old body.

    Just my 2 cents and musings.

    I feel sorry for any kid they might bring into that neurotic fucked up life of theirs.
     
  11. JDDaBadAhz

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    Howard knows that with his karma, that kid would be a gay retard with a probability of 100%
     
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  13. blottomsup

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    Ha! Was first once a game?

    I've seen "first" a few times in threads and it seemed like the only thing I had to say after reading the original post. :p
     
  14. MrWarmth

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    I hope she gives birth to a cyclops. With red hair parted down the middle and one strand in the back sticking up like Alfalfa. And a hunchback.
     
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    :artiejj:
     
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    To get her pregnant he would have to put his dick in without a condom and that would be gross.
     
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    Hope their baby makes ETM look handsome. Can you imagine her teeth and his nose together?
     
  18. MrWarmth

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    If its a boy I hope it looks like Clint Howard. If its a girl I hope she ALSO looks like Clint Howard
     
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    With Howards lack of hair and Beth's hand flailing I've always imagined their kid would look like this

    [video=youtube;dxQmOR_QLfQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxQmOR_QLfQ[/video]
     
  20. aquadog

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    Not all women have to have kids but I think that this will just be the NEXT thing for Beth. This would be the perfect excuse to talk Howard into it.