Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Dlist, May 15, 2012.
I totally agree. Blonde hair, pretty color eyes. Nice teeth, nice skin, tall, thin. But some how it didn't all come together right. I am sure I would have never noticed that if it wasn't for this board though.
others on her have said it's because her eyes are uneven and not level. she has a big mouth and joker smile, just doesn't photograph well. i agree, she is just a hair off from being stunning. i also think she has an odd-shaped head.
and one hand short of being a quarter horse.
I always thought that she looked like a retarded Christie Brinkley.
Ditto. The first time I saw her I thought the same. Then I looked closer. Not even close. Christie also always smiles, but she doesn't have the joker smile.I know Christie has been mentioned before on show but is anyone surprised not more? I would think Beth would be dying!!! To be her bestie. CB has been the queen of the Hamptons forever perhaps she resents her retarded look alike trying to take her spot.
And based on these images, even though I'm not sure which chromosome it is, the long arm is definitely involved.
Mongoloid, she was a mongoloid--one chromosome too many and it determined what she could see.
This creature never, ever smiles. It's always a grimace.
i think beth looks stunning...sometimes.
she's tall, thin and blonde. if i saw her on the street or at an airport i'd do a double take.
all of that is lost if you compared or put her next to a naturally beautiful woman. i was reminded of that this AM when i was watching anderson cooper (just for a sec) and he was interviewing jennifer connelly. she is breathtaking and was wearing a simple black jacket with her hair down (without all the ridiculous hair extensions that beth seems to love). beautiful, elegant, and serene...no flailing flippers or girly little voice and mannerisms.
there is something "off" with beth when you look a bit closer....she's clumsy and acts stupid.
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Nailed it. The other, "special" Brinkley sister.
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Maybe she has one too many?
And those are her good points
You may be on to something. She *does* often wear a hat, and she has a sort of a job. And she probably brings home the bacon so that no one knows.
Mongoloid horse joke for the win!
I mentioned it before, and Spazz's photoshop proved it, her face is asymmetrical. Cut it down the middle (Need your work inserted here Spazz) and flip it over and you will have 2 very different looking people. And it doesn't help that she's had so much micro-dermabrasion that they are almost down to bone.