Beth is signing at a Costco today

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  1. cah155

    cah155 Well-Known Member

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    In jersey. Boy she's hitting the big time! Howard must be so proud
    @BethStern: Anyone on Long Island? Come see me in Riverhead at Costco's store for a Yoda book signing tomorrow at 1pm (Saturday)!
     
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    Um, your geography is a bit off. Riverhead is at the East End of Long Island (between the North and South forks).
     
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    hopefully she chokes to death on some sample food
     
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    @Nemo - are you close???
     
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    There are a lot of dummies that post on this site.
     
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    i read it as moooose "singing" :jj:
     
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    Take the LIE til it ends.
    Fun fact.....Howard has several storage units in Riverhead to house all the Beth calenders and books he had to purchase as to not look like a weaved loser failure.
     
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    Howard: "Scarf up as many free samples you can get your hands on!"
     
  9. cah155

    cah155 Well-Known Member

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    Meant new York. I'm running on 3 hours sleep here
     
  10. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

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    People who shop at Costco can relate to Beth's lifestyle :grad:
     
  11. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Word. Why do ppl EVER take food store samples by the way? Gross.
     
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    Scarf and cheap jew reference in one sentence :cheer:
     
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    I hope a pallet of toilet paper falls on her head
     
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  14. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    You're making a joke, but I bet he said that - IF he talked to her today, which you know he probably didn't, because they don't live together.
     
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    Even with the lower oil prices the blaeks in Riverhead are going to need to heat their homes this winter, so I'm sure Howie will have a "clearance sale" soon.
     
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    Or some old lady runs over her foot with a cart full of Depends.





    [a 6'4" old lady with naturoe long black hair]
     
  17. Jayla

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    I can't wait to see the pictures for this one.
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    I guess they've never tasted a bite of a frozen pot pie before?
     
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    It's known as the "senior buffet":D
     
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