Beth keeps a diary, writes it every day...wonder what she writes about??

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  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Thisiskisel thinks (from previous post elsewhere)

    "beth's diary:


    2day i play with kittns. konswala kleened my girltown. kittn pooped on wite rug. stoopid howerd mad me do dum stuff. i hat him. neckst week partee i luv will see famus peeple end i will be famus to. xoxo beth"


    Other thoughts?

     
  2. babybear

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    college grad ?
     
  3. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...does ec know about this?
     
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    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    She was an English major, and no she didn't graduate...her "agency" told her she was 'ready' for European modeling.:rolleye:
     
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    ...who needs it anyway? she speaks seven languages!
     
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    Only someone that's a true gold digger would even think to make money on the backend when they divorce with a book. WHY would anyone over the age of 14 keep a diary?? Thats JR High bullshit!! Now add she's 41 years old? Come on the writing is soooooo on the wall with this chick. She's creepy as hell.

    It must be a mind fuck to Howard that she's always sweet & nice but all her actions are sleazy & shady.
     
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    and english isn't one of them:facepalm:
     
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    Howerd stil thinks i luv him so evryting stil ok. I hop no mor sex wit him tho. Jus want to be a celebruty.
     
  10. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    I figure a lot of deep ponderings about where Mr. Sun goes at nighttime.
     
  11. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    Camel was ready to be saddled

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    Today a LSAL volunteer looked me in the eye - too bad we can't fire volunteers. I made her clean the poo pile! Ha Ha, xoxo!
     
  13. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    OH! maybe you mean me! B/c my thread title is poorly worded..No that is just me being a Dtard and typing too fast.:facepalm:
     
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    Beth may not know nuthing about english...but she does know her $$$$$$$$$s!
     
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    It's gotta be some of the funniest material out there.
     
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    Dear Diary. Today the cashier at the smoothie shop asked me how Howard is. Who is this "Howard" guy and why does everyone think I know him?
     
  17. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...dear diary; today someone asked howard if I was his grand daughter and then he dropped his pants and started jerking off.
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    9-1-2013
    Dear Diary,

    Tough AM. Sent out gentle reminder to staff that shitboxes were overflowing. Consuela backlipped me. Well, there was about a split second worth of silence and she's looking at me as if waiting for a laugh like she got off a good one...I'm staring at her and way deep inside of me there's a voice and that voice is saying "Bitch have you just lost touch with this dimension?" Now, most living things would probably back up the way they came, after realizing that the way forward was shut. Not Consuela. No alternative, grabbed fistful of shirt, hit her with closed fist, straight jab. She flies through screen door, into gardenia bush.


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  20. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...dear diary. today I read the scott ostrosky thread at dawgsaloon. gotta get my drugs from that guy winst. xoxo air kisses