Beth: kitten season is here

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  1. imissalison

    imissalison f**k Mutt

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    BenBas Well-Known Member

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    :cl: I have 3 more Feral kittens to trap this week! 2 Male 1 Female or I'll have 5 new kittens in my yard! :cl:
    So far I've trapped/ spayed & neutered 7 kittens & cats from 2 litters, brought 2 indoors (even though you are told Ferals will NOT live indoors not true ! They adapt very well ! :cl: Sophie, BellaLuna & Sister all indoor Feral's.....Andre stays outside in yard and woods.


    Soooooooooo who helps ME?????? I could use a few $$$$$$$$$ to help with the cost. the AWA charges $35 for Ferals with all shots! IF I went to my Vet it would be HUNDREDS!! anyway ...I wish I had the resources Beth & Howard have. :cl:

    IF YOU FEED Feral's in your yard or neighborhood PLEASE have them spayed & neutered.....go on the AlleyCat site!


    Maybe I could tweet her .....also have GORGEOUS PICS Of my Cats & Kittens......BEAUTIFUL pics! and movies on my phone.....just can not post here. :kitty:

    IF anyone wants to adopt a gorgeous Feral....contact me.

    Thanks,
    Peace & love
     
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    1) Obviously not your therapist you vapid narcissist .

    2) No one gives a fuck about those flea ridden wildlife killing machines... put them in a sack and drown those fucking invasive assholes.
     
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    Can you stop with the purple font? :facepalm:
     
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  5. Mr Fantastic

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    @tld :bigcry:
     
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    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    I'm sure Beth would love to hear from you. She might invite you over to stay the night and watch "The Bachelor" with her and the wigster.

    Let us know how it goes.
     
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    Where is it that you live that you have so many feral cats?? I have woods back behind me and aside from the random stray, never see any. Then again, I hear coyotes a lot so....
     
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    They do seem to have similar, self absorbed personalities....:bigthink
     
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    Beer Chugger Well-Known Member

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    You just blew my mind up........
     
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    Yep, we have a healthy population of coyotes and fisher cats in my area. Not only aren't there any feral cats, many domestic cats have gone missing and never returned.
     
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    Oh boy, kitten season! I'm sure Beth is happy to have a new source of attention-whoring after her most recent "special needs" cat had the nerve to die before she could take it home and exploit it endlessly.
     
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    kitten season? let me oil up my gun!
     
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    thanks for the update RHONDA
     
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    Is it worthless twat season already?! :nocheer:
     
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    Same here. We get a few assholes from the city that won't spay their cats so they have kittens that they think will magically turn into barn cats and survive when they drop them off in a ditch. I think they may last a day or two tops before the real barn cats and coyotes kill them.
     
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    fixer I'm Retarded you Jerk. On the Power.

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    Who likes to fuck more, cats or Beff? Looks like cats have this hands down. Rumor has it, Howard had to Jerk Off last night. Wonder where Beff was?
     
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    This. Just make sure when you do come across one, you don't give it alcohol or burn candles around it, mmmkay?
     
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    Now you will hear all the nuts in your area saying here kitty kitty as they all wanna feed the stray 1s as they piss on every 1 elses property. lol
     
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    I have a friend who feeds feral cats. He had seven of them.then the coyotes came around. Now he has three. Hey, coyotes have to eat too.
     
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