Beth learning to lie?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Jon Hein is God, Mar 19, 2013.

  1. Jon Hein is God

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    uh, she's been lying for 13 years
     
  3. BethSucks

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    She wouldn't have needed the ghostwiter for that one
     
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    Her hand looks like that of an 80 yr old.....eewghh!
     
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    C'mon...the FIRST lie is that she actually READS BOOKS!

    :rs:
     
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    That's a cassette holder for the audio book
     
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    [video=youtube;7dwuzqF6huc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dwuzqF6huc[/video]
     
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    Her next book to read


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  9. Jon Hein is God

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    Kelly Oxford is kinda of a big deal. anybody heard of her?
     
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    I'll bet that's the picture pop-up book version of it!

    No f'ing way is Beff gonna read a bunch of stupid words!
     
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    Learning to lie? She's already quite good at it - she has Wiggy convinced she's in love with him.
     
  12. Nemo

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    Howard fought for black cock when he and Beth crafted the fake bag-of-dildos story. Beth wanted to make them white. She thought black cock might drive down her asking price.
    :facepalm:
     
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    yeah. when i first thought i might enjoy twitter i followed her. aside from learning about her husband and development deals, i learned that she repeatedly posts lines from her book as though they are original thoughts. sometimes i think she uses an A.I. program to post because when guys rip on her for being cute and on twitter w/o posting boobies (no, not me) she always responds with one of maybe 5 identical lines. She's a Chelsea Handler type, although she doesn't present herself as a recovering alkie whore.
     
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    [video=youtube;RCoXsNd5yeA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCoXsNd5yeA[/video]
     
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    Vinaigrette.
     
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    Actually she would; not for the story, but for spelling, grammar, coherence and intelligibility.

    One of many reasons:

    "Do you know what I love I just showed it to my mom that self portrait picture that you took of yourself you should use that for I have an idea the next time your promoting something if something big were to happen and someone wants you for a cover you should do a self portrait of yourself because he’s really great that one photo you took I love I can see that as a cover it’s phenomenal. Wouldn’t that be a great idea?" — Beth0

    :crazyup:
     
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    Is it a pop up picture book? If not, who will read it to her- Consuela?

    "Miss Beff, it say you need to lie to your man to get his money, but no give him sex".
     
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    "I'LL BURN YOUR SOUL!!!!!" Can someone PS her head over Henry's on this? These lyrics are prophetic!!!!!
    .[video=youtube;iaysTVcounI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaysTVcounI[/video]
     
  20. Mugsysam

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    Learning? :scratch:

    I think at this point she's trying to master it.....