Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Jon Hein is God, Mar 19, 2013.
uh, she's been lying for 13 years
She wouldn't have needed the ghostwiter for that one
Her hand looks like that of an 80 yr old.....eewghh!
C'mon...the FIRST lie is that she actually READS BOOKS!
That's a cassette holder for the audio book
Her next book to read
Kelly Oxford is kinda of a big deal. anybody heard of her?
I'll bet that's the picture pop-up book version of it!
No f'ing way is Beff gonna read a bunch of stupid words!
Learning to lie? She's already quite good at it - she has Wiggy convinced she's in love with him.
Howard fought for black cock when he and Beth crafted the fake bag-of-dildos story. Beth wanted to make them white. She thought black cock might drive down her asking price.
yeah. when i first thought i might enjoy twitter i followed her. aside from learning about her husband and development deals, i learned that she repeatedly posts lines from her book as though they are original thoughts. sometimes i think she uses an A.I. program to post because when guys rip on her for being cute and on twitter w/o posting boobies (no, not me) she always responds with one of maybe 5 identical lines. She's a Chelsea Handler type, although she doesn't present herself as a recovering alkie whore.
Actually she would; not for the story, but for spelling, grammar, coherence and intelligibility.
One of many reasons:
"Do you know what I love I just showed it to my mom that self portrait picture that you took of yourself you should use that for I have an idea the next time your promoting something if something big were to happen and someone wants you for a cover you should do a self portrait of yourself because heâ€™s really great that one photo you took I love I can see that as a cover itâ€™s phenomenal. Wouldnâ€™t that be a great idea?" â€” Beth0
Is it a pop up picture book? If not, who will read it to her- Consuela?
"Miss Beff, it say you need to lie to your man to get his money, but no give him sex".
"I'LL BURN YOUR SOUL!!!!!" Can someone PS her head over Henry's on this? These lyrics are prophetic!!!!!
I think at this point she's trying to master it.....