Stern Show Beth Lie #65,263

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  1. LawyerLarry

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    I'm listening to the 5-17-06 Stern Show and John Stamos was in studio and they started talking about their wild evening w/ Rebecca and Beth and this exchange took place:

    Robin: Why were you showing your penis?
    Stamos: Why was his girlfriend in the bathtub naked? She had no clothes on.
    Robin: Really?!
    Stamos: Yes!
    Howard: She had something on.
    Stamos: No she did not.
    Howard: She didn't? Oh, she told me she did. Your wife was in my bed naked!
     
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    Can't trust women.
     
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    Will Beth be watching Wrestlemania?
     
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    Interesting that Stamos KNEW Beth was naked but Howard was TOLD by Beth she wasn't. Allegedly.
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Speaking of that, I do recall hearing in an old show prolly in '05 when Howard had Triple H on the show, I think Beth gave Howard some line about needing to get in touch with Triple H to get Wrestlemania tickets.
     
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    Allegedly, Howard and Rebecca were in the bed naked but nothing happened.
     
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    Now that I believe.
     
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    Howard's the liar here, pretending he didn't know, pretending he didn't want to watch. He likely orchastrated the whole thing. Maybe slipped John a blank check beforehand - " I don't care what amount you write in, just make sure I get a really good view of it while I'm in the closet peering out through the slats. "
     
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    Which is really sick considering he had a naked, legit model in his bed.
     
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    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez

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    She took his temperature via his asshole. He called her mommy.
     
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    Speaking of Beth and lying, she's still making up fairy tales about her pets. Bella (formerly named Kitna) was NOT pregnant when she was rescued, the kittens had already been born. Also, when did she get asthma and a skin condition? Pretty funny that Beth threw in the "she cannot see" one sentence after saying she's BLIND:

    bethostern My Bella. Rescued from a junkyard while pregnant and blind, gave birth to 4 beautiful babies and was the best mama ever. She cannot see. She has asthma and a skin condition. She's on meds for life. She's a lot of work but she's my angel. I'd do anything for her. #bellastern 15h

    From NSAL's website:
    Kitna and her kittens were originally discovered in a junkyard, with the devoted mother nursing her newborns. A Good Samaritan brought the family to a shelter.
     
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    They had to separate the Final Four and the NCAA Championship to accommodate Mania
     
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    That was when he was on promoting Blade 3
     
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    it's like that time ralph fucked sandra bernhard and the chick from star trek

    amirite
     
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    Asthma and a skin condition - the Sterns should tell Consuela to stop wearing so much product, it's making the cat sick!
     
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    Nice catch, LL.

    Of course Beth was naked: Stamos isn't one to get excited from just a quick glimpse of a chick's boobies through a bra, like Howard. He's gonna want the full Happy Meal.

    I can't imagine he wasted any time, either, and I doubt Beth played the least bit coy, shy, or "we should slow down". If anything, she probably attacked him.

    "Just tell him nothing happened, or I let you touch my boobs through my bra".

    Imagine the swing, no pun intended, from Stern to Stamos. That would be like a guy going from Janet Reno to Carmen Elektra.

    She probably couldn't get Stamos' cock inside her fast enough. If they were alone together for longer than 3 minutes, there was penetration.
     
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