Stern Show Beth-Like mother, like daughter

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    The eye must go!!!





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    Look how adorable my mom's new foster "Sweetie Pie" is! To the eye specialist next week!! Pittsburgh kitties!!!!#goPens ❤️
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    I had a a cat whose eye looked like that and he was a great pet who lived to the age of 15. He never saw an eye specialist and my vet never suggested visiting one. Something fucking shady is going on here. I hate that evil cunt.
     
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    She's clearly getting a kickback from the eye removal vet.
     
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    As I have said before. If thine eye offend thee, pluck it out.
     
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    :facepalm:
     
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    What in the fuck???? This bitch and these one eyed cats?!?!?!
     
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    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    The cat fucks Arabs for money?
     
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    All joking aside, there is some real sick shit going on here. She probably has an eye closet where all these eyes are in jars with bedazzled lids. The maid does the bedazzling, of course, while Beth drinks and yells at her. "No, stooo-PID! You already did a red, white and blue jar today."
     
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    Yeah Beth, he looks wonderful. Imagine what a great life he'll have if he survives long enough to get both eyes gouged out and his leg amputated, just like you've planned. Too bad your need for attention always outweighs what's best for the animals.
     
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    Thought you meant her real daughter

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    So which one of her blockhead brothers jizzed out the kid in the background? A little irresponsible of Beth to go exposing the poor kid to the net just so she could do more attention begging with another dead-eye cat.
     
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    WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIS EYES?!?!?!? :nooo:

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    The eye thing must be some illuminati shit.
     
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    Anyone think she removes the good eyes from healthy cats to get the attention and praise?
    Munchausen by proxy?
     
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    I wish Hanzi was unbanned so he could pose that question to Wigward.
     
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    its her schtick
     
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    Munchausen by pussy

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