Stern Show Beth lit the candle and here it is, Empire State Building in blue

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    • bethosternAnd here it is... I lit The Empire State Building this morning. Right now it illuminates the night in blue and white for the millions of brave and lonely animals who are still waiting for the love and safety of a perfect family. I believe that the light tonight will be a beacon of hope for homeless animals everywhere. You, too, can be the light that saves a life. #adopt#tourforlife2016#getyourrescueon@animalleague #myheart
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    • beself19Thank you for everything you do.
     
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    Fuck the animals
     
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    she's a saint Robin.
     
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    WTF is she talking about? :lmao:
     
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    Shut the fuck up, you over-the-hill bimbo. :coffee:
     
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    What a huge fucking dumb dumb
     
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    Margos Sprinkles are for winners.

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    BethFanPage has a scathing article about this nitwit's trip to the Empire State Building today.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    She's an insufferable dink.
     
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    Aren't animals color blind? What the fuck do they care if it's blue?
     
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    Then she went home and drank a whole six pack of BUD "LIGHT" :giggle:
     
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    Shudup. It gives them hope. Why do you hate homeless animals ?
     
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    She's a Saint..she gives poor defenseless animals a voice.. :pray: Such an amazing woman.. :nojj:
     
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    And HER voice is like that of a hyena in heat.
     
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    Beff's cats are only color blind when she gets them. Then she finishes the job.

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    Are homeless animals attracted to Blue light? :dontknow:
     
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    Are all the animals in the forest homeless?
     
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    Oh my god. :D

    This time her big events were in the Big Apple where the horse took a bite out of one animal event on Tuesday night and had to remain vertical until Wednesday, a major undertaking for the wobbly pigeon-toed no-lister who keeps tripping over her left foot and is not used to doing anything without laying flat on her back
     
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    "Howard Stern related because Robin looks like King Kong".

    Sorry @MrWarmth, it had to be done.



     
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    BETHONO: Please, please, please just adopt from my tax shelter. I beg of you. Every day I'm so busy taking pictures of myself and posting them on Insta for YOU. For EVERYONE. I'm a hero and an animo lover.

    CONSUELA: Ms. Beth...are you finished making this video for Instagram. I really need to go to bathroom.

    BETHONO: Wait...I need to do one more take. I don't think this was the right angle.

    CONSUELA: But Ms. Beth...

    BETHONO: Shut your mouth when you're talking to me. Finish this video.

    CONSUELA: I just called INS on myself. This can't be what America is really like, can it?

    (CONSUELA RUNS OFF FASTER THAN WILE E COYOTE)

    BETHONO: (posing and primping in a mirror to get ready for take 2) Consuela? Consuela? I'll just do this myself. YODA! YOU JUST SPILLED MOMMY'S WINE GLASS! CONSUELA! CONSUELA!
     
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    Now a homeless animal has a better shot at finding the Empire State Building than Howard Stern does. :facepalm: