BETH LOSES another one in Life & Style mag

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Thelma, May 11, 2013.

  1. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    This was a given with the Necklace from Hell -

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  2. Mike

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    Clashing costume necklace :jj:
     
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    Clashing Costume Necklace
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    That is so funny. Heads will roll!!!! Howard is probably on the phone with his lawyers right now.
     
  4. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    The plastic doll had four bullet wounds in all fairness.
     
  5. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Three fuck off, I'm waiting for nascar.
     
  6. jrstinkfish

    jrstinkfish The Slow Adult VIP

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    Jennifer Lawrence is young and beautiful, and apparently very personable and not phony, and she can pull of anything because people just like her. Beth has to try so hard because she just exudes cuntiness, and as a result, she keeps piling shit on, like when you have to drown a bad meal in whatever condiments you can reach.
     
  7. Lemmy

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    Has Beth ever "won" one of these? :jj:
     
  8. Roberticus

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    The only curves Beth has are the ones traced in the air by her flailing flippers. And maybe the bulge of her wine-belly.
     
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    I look at her now and think.......WTF?
     
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    A tasteful necklace would have worked just fine but not that mess she has on.
     
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    "Beth IS talented!!!! She IS gorgeous!!! She IS NOT a horse!!! She loves ANIMOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" :jj:
     
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    Perpetual loser :jj:
     
  14. Quite Frankly

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    Beauty vs The Beast, that shit ain't fair...poor Bethie, she's such a fucking angel...fuck her in the ear, fuck her in the other ear- what am I, a schmuck on wheels?
     
  15. Robert Higgins

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    This woman

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    vs this woman

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    someone at that magazine must be a Dawg's member and just messing with Beffus now.
     
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    Isn't it funny that Jennifer Lawrence is known as "big" for Hollywood standards, but she looks much skinnier than Beth here?


    Way to burst Howard's delusions, about his skinny love, Beth. She's been lying to him about her weight. Anything to fit that "Beth is perfect" ideal.
     
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    WTF is up with these cunts doing that cross legged pose, what is it supposed to accomplish and who was the fucker who did it first? They need to be put to death.
     
  19. Uncle Larry

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    Beth's victory is just to be included in these contests - this one didn't even mention that she's only known because she is Howard's wife. That necklace looks so bad it's almost like someone photoshopped it into the picture.
     
  20. tv910

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    Get ready for Howard to start making critical comments about Jennifer Lawrence.