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Beth loses to Penelope Cruz in TWO mags

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Thelma, Nov 2, 2012.

  1. Thelma

    Thelma VIP Extreme Gold

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    Some idiots never learn. Howard & Beth must live for these dress competitions since Beth continually copies the look of other stars (who are way out of her league). These losses must be especially upsetting for Beth who is a modoe and a self-proclaimed "style expert."

    In both magazines, they give her bad accessowies as the reason for her failure - but I think her ironing board bod didn't help her, either.

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    It looks like a curtain on Beth and a dress on Penelope.
     
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    Howard buys the last years collection to save money.
    He needs to have 1599990000 dollar on the bank instead of 15999899000.

    The funniest is that all clothes are tax decidable for OneTwelve. That is how the rich plays.
     
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    Haha I love it. How pathetic she tries so damn hard. Another big fail for Beff-O..
     
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    oh oh. looks like another trip to grandmother in pittsburgh is in order
     
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    "childish extras" and "oversized ring"

    :rofl:
     
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    You're right, Thelma - Penelope Cruz wore the dress first, back in September.
     
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    "Childish Extras"---spot on critique...her childishness is a recurring theme over here...hmmmm wonder if they...naw couldn't be.
     
  9. Nibbler

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    It's hard to look prettier than Penelope Cruz. She is stunning.
     
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    The fuck is she even on the same page as Penelope...:pissed:
     
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    Penelope Cruz & Beth O'Stern aren't even of the same species. One is a Latina goddess like classy Oscar nominated woman. The other a giraffe like former discount store underwear modeo.

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  12. Lou Cypher

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    And for those who don't know, L'Wren Scott is Mick Jagger's 6'3" girlfriend:

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  13. Thelma

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    Soo glad I'm right! I think it's why Beth does not have a distinctive style - you can never anticipate what she's going to show up in because she's picking things other stars have already worn. She does it because the "who wore it better" pages are the only ones she can get into these days.
     
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    The time is drawing closer when these two dolts will be the laughing stock in the media. It's already started. That Kimmel appearance only escalated it.
     
  15. Lou Cypher

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    Exactly. I don't think it matters if she wins or loses - she's lucky just to get in any magazine. Pretty transparent. You can always smell the Buchwald touch. :D
     
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    loved the childish comment. you know that shit cuts deep
     
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    That's a man, baby. And I don't mean Mick Jagger. Oofah :wtf:
     
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    Hello! Nobody mentioned the extreme leg bend!
     
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    We were first...:grad:
     
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    Whats with Mick and the old ugly broad? He needs to start hanging around with Ronnie Wood & his 31 year old hottie.

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