Beth morns Joan with a big glass of vino

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  1. Gadmus126

    Gadmus126 Well-Known Member

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    #embarrassedbyplasticwineglasssopointitoutbeforehatersdo
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Some people look at the glass as half empty. Some look at the glass as half full. Some look at the life as half empty.
     
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    monsoon Who are you with?

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    moooose is a bored loser with no friends except for wine and kittens...

    Mooose got dropped off at casa de catshit and is getting drunk with the only things that can stand it...

    I'd love to get a hold of moooose when it's good and drunk...

    f-mutt
     
  5. HorsetoothBeth

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    Sure honey, you only have plastic wine glasses that you use around the animoes. I'm shocked she stopped chugging long enough to put it down on the floor....unless she was already splayed out drunk.
     
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    Casa de Cat Shit!
    That's great.
    Why not hang out in the city for a few days with your husband? Go out east with him Wednesday. Weird.
     
  7. Thelma

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    I really think Wiggy banishes her to "Casa de Cat Shit" - otherwise it makes no sense since she's probably going to parade into AGT tomorrow - so why go back to the Hamptons for a day? Unless she's got to keep up her pointless selfie quota.
     
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    It has to be killing her that she wasn't invited to the social event of the season- Joan's funeral
     
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    Strange how wonderfoe the moooose is..but has no friends at all.
    The billy joel pube thing is long gone...moooose embarrassed that with the party it threw for itself and nobody came..it hired photogs and had food.
    Mooose showed up high as kite in a one piece swimsuit and pleather shorts..ridiculous
    Or that comedian that it went to basketball with...long gone.

    and who else...oh, there isn't any...there has to be something in it for the other person to hang out with mooooose.
    Problem is...mooose doesn't realize it makes a total fool out of itself..people think it's cute and laugh cuz mooose has howard's wallet.

    Mooose is starting to figure it out...unliked and unlikeable...go away moooose.

    f-mutt
     
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    if wiggy never ever socialized with Joan(and we know he did not) than Moose does not know Joan from a hole in the wall. She knows Joan as well as we do- from shitty interviews. fuck you moose
     
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    What would Wendy the retard do with unlimited kittens,a camera and a Instagram account?:bigthink
     
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    Tasteless. A fucking disgrace.
     
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    I see she has the big gulp glass. And, of course, the day is all about her.
     
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    The best thing for kittens is a nice heaping glass of Franzia- The World's Most Popular Wine.
     
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    Howard had a guest on today who likes to drink. Howard was preaching to him about the evils of drinking. I guess he gets lots of practice at home.
     
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    I am sure she was doubling fisting.
     
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    Tacky broad.
     
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    sad wife
    sad life
     
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    How would needing a bog glass of wine today be any different from any other day in her life.
     
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    Beth should have married Richard. They could have boozed together.
     
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