Beth Moved To Vancouver??

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  1. booybob

    booybob Well-Known Member Banned User

    Jan 16, 2012
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    She has to be the reason why public masturbation is on the rise there, right.

    [h=1]Public Masturbation on the Rise in Vancouver[/h] by Jon David Kahn 22 Nov 2013
    [h=2]Known as the Hollywood of the North, Vancouver is one of the few destinations where one can ski and golf on the same day. These are just two of the many wonderful things to know about Vancouver. Here's another one: incidents of public masturbation are on the rise.[/h] Vancouver Police are telling residents to call 911 immediately if they see sexually motivated offences. Since the beginning of October, Police say they have received numerous calls about prowlers and incidents involving men masturbating and exposing themselves in public. Most of the incidents reportedly occur between the hours of 5 p.m and 7 a.m. but police are not hearing about them until later.
    Police want residents to report suspicious activity immediately but warn them not to confront any of the offenders.
    The Sex Crimes Unit of the VPD is on the case and there is an increased police presence in the areas where this type of activity has been reported.
    Known as the Hollywood of the North, Vancouver is one of the few destinations where one can ski, golf and masturbate in public all on the same day.
  2. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

    Sep 11, 2010
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    Citizens are urged to call 1-800-ASS-HOLE when they witness men masturbating in public. Please do not leave out any of the details, and tell the story s-l-o-w-l-y.