Beth-My blind cat never ceases to amaze me

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    bethostern
    8 hours ago
    My blind cat never ceases to amaze me #bella
     
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    Why? Because it can climb on top of that stupid wicker bed? It's blind, not crippled.
     
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    Her retardation never ceases to amaze me. The fame whore that is, not the cat.
     
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    oski Jump For Cock

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    is it really blind if it has one eye?
     
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    "And put a fucking blanket in the bed, you bitch. This ain't prison!" -Bellatheblindestofallblindcats
     
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    banksy You wrote "I love you" in lipstick on the mirror VIP

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  10. HorsetoothBeth

    HorsetoothBeth Well-Known Member

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    I wish the displaced wildlife would come together to burn that bitch manor down!

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    The lights in a elevator amaze her
     
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    bethostern
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    What I get to wake up to
     
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    the cat is looking right at you and the camera. you'd have to be RETARDED to think it can't see
     
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    must make wiggy feel good
     
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    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    I think Bella's left eye is a glass eye. Howard bought it from the S ammy Davis Jr estate.
     
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    [​IMG]

    (Real text exchange that Howard screen captured and tweeted.)
     
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    Vinegarette Don't Believe What You Hear

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    First off, Wiggy has never used the phrase "I'm all charged up," and Beth has no idea where the kitchen is.
     
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    I love Poundcake
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    Bella is not blind in both eyes. Beth is evil surfing for compliments like that. Anyone who believes that cunt Is fucking dumb.
     
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    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    So I see says the Blind Cat.
     
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