Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Dlist, Jun 9, 2016.
"You're an angel"
Obese, upper lip hair, unloved by bored husband, menopausal
Oh I hate her but love her "Pussy" Comment today.
When does her day actually ever begin?
...what does she mean she doesnt even have kids? we saw the daughter she named cousin. i guess jethro was taken but cousin has a nice ring to it.
It should be about wino clock in the manor.
Beth: "i'm exhausted sweeping for 10 min and having IG pics taken of me in my pretty pretty dress"
My mom had a dress like that in 86.
I can think of an even bigger pussy who could use a hug right now, Beth. But he's probably taking your photo for your Instagram account and trying not to cry, because he really is that big of a pussy.
Beth's day ends when all the wine is gone.
Try having a real job and working 12 hour days you worthless fucking cunt
I just realized she posted that "my day never ends" complaint at 6 PM.
She's the only woman in America to have the floors in her home done by TempurPedic.
In the Manolo's and the sundress, Dave
She's just such a hard worker.
What makes work so bad is that you don't have a choice. You have to do it even if you don't feel like it. Even if you hate it. Even if the thought of doing it for one more minute makes you sick to your stomach.
Let's face it, the moment Beth doesn't like whatever it is she's doing, she can stop,and go do something she wants to do.
It's me again, Your Conscience
Periodically, I post something you remind you of the Devil's Bargain you made with that fossil you fuck. You're close to the end of the Baby Road. That's right, soon your eggs will be putrid and stale and you will not be able to have children and all the cats in the world won't fix that. You can adopt but really, most serial killers are adopted. No, you want your own kid, your own little colt to love and nourish and spoil rotten with apples and hay from Whole Foods.
So, is it worth it? Is the money and lifestyle you have worth giving up the whole reason for life, to recreate it and perpetuate the species? Are we so shallow now that money can substitute for life itself? Howard has kids. Sure, they hate the surf-board-toothed, wig-wearing prevaricator but even that is better than having no kids at all. That cunt, Julia Roberts is pregnant again at 48, so there still might be time for you. So, I guess what I'm saying is
Leave, vanish vamoose! Take your PSA (Prenup Settlement Amount) go fuck John Stamos and have that beautiful kid you dream about. You'll still have 30 or so good years to raise that yearling and be free from fucking that Golem forever.
Until next time.