Beth,my grandmother called, she wants her dress back

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    she's playing mad men
     
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    Any of you ladies able to work your magic and find that dress online and how much it costs?
     
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    What the FUQUE is that dress???

    Help, @SomerSky
     
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    daphnejoanes Vodka Swilling Cat VIP

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    With the cats already!
     
  6. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh I f'd your wife 'cos she look like batman. Gold

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    Drunken solo karaoke like Wendy is next on the agenda.
     
  7. Quality Control

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    If she wasn't already passed out, I'd say she was dressed up to go swanning around Menopause Manor.








    Thank you for the reps, @reno! :-D
     
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    At least she's still sitting up and isn't lying on the floor yet. When her next episode of the Talk airs tomorrow she'll probably post a few pics of the cats watching "crazy cat mom" and her flailing hands on TV.
     
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    Meanwhile, on Long Island...

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    Crappy wife..crappy life
     
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    Is it EVER a picture of just a cat?

    It it always a cat plus Beff?
     
  12. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...is that blind bella who cant see because shes blind?
     
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    If Beth isn't physically in the picture she makes a strategic appearance in a framed picture of herself in the picture.
     
  14. Petal

    Petal A girl in a sea of mults

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    Good move - Somer will find it - don't know how, but she always does.

    I wouldn't even know how to describe this tragic dress on Google to get started... :confused:
     
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    ...beth has pictures of herself everywhere. she even has enough pictures to drop a few in howards dressing room at agt but not one god damn european modeling pic for her fans.
     
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    ...they look like little sail ships in the pattern. nothing like a little girly summer dress on a gangly oaf sporting the football head.
     
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    Martha Stewart K mart 14.99 lol
     
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    Haha. I thought the same thing. What do you even type into Google to find that mess? Although I'm sure it probably costs a grand, it's ugly as hell.
     
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    Im trying to figure out what the hell the pattern is.

    Are they supposed to mean something? Look like something? Be something?
     
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    :haha:
    A tragic dress. I absolutely love that.