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Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Jon Hein is God, Jun 3, 2012.

  1. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    I can't wait to see what Engaged Chicken thinks of all this.
     
  3. gilaet

    gilaet mind wandering... Gold

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    a noose
     
  4. BrerJimmy

    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

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    Blinders, a diamond studded saddle, and her finest bit.
     
  5. GaryPuppet

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    How bout a muzzle and a straight jacket?

    That way the audience wont have to hear your annoying voice and watch you flail your arms like an out of control epileptic?


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    Wear nothing. Just carry Leon Spinks Stern with you.
     
  7. BrerJimmy

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    Shoes made of the hardest steel, forged by the finest blacksmith in all the village.
     
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    Dignity. Just try to wear some dignity, for once.
     
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    :bigthinkis this a continuation of the momcaves promotional tour or is she on to the next project.
    and how does she manage to get herself scheduled on this show......i wonder?:c


    and she is nowhere to be found on kelly rip's extravaganza!
     
  10. Mama Monkey

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    Probably quid pro quo for Howard's recent appearance.
     
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    arm warmers? bling a bones? a goofy hat?
     
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    A flower wreath necklace.
     
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    yippeekyaa Moved forward. VIP

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    A Guy Fawkes mask..........no wait, you already have that. A Joker mask that makes you look like Jack Nicholson.............Wait, you got that too.
     
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    Dignity? Where can she buy that?
     
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    Leon Bear
     
  16. tHISisKiSSeL

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    pirate costume
    bathing suit with hotpants
    pretentious hat
    ugly accessories
    size 13 shoes
    dress from the children's section of the store
    crucifix that costs thousands of dollars thereby spitting upon the teachings of Christ
     
  17. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    How about a good old fashioned iron maiden? That oughta keep her quiet....

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    and, whoa, whoa whoa, stop the clock--she gave Howard AND RALPH and fashion show? Howard's surely got the kink about him--he really does get off on watching other dudes lust after his woman.
     
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    How nice it must be to only worry about what you are going to wear on the view vs should I pay my mortgage or property taxes....
     
  20. Murcielago

    Murcielago Dead Pull Hitter Gold

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    Hopefully a pair of bear traps.

    Christ, wonder where Hein is God found that Artie pic for his avatar. Don't think Baby Gorilla has had a jaw line since the first Reagan administration.