Beth NEVER sits through a movie

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  1. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    Howard said it. THink about that. She has the attention span of a gnat. lol
     
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    most drunks have a problem sitting still
     
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    Then we have something in common, im hung like a gnat
     
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    That is because there isn't a red carpet to walk after the movie is done.
     
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    That's when she shits.
     
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    This. Leaving to go do bumps was the first thing I thought of. I can't believe they go to a movie and she gets bored and leaves to go shopping. If my wife did that I would be embarrassed. Someone here said these high end stores serve wine and champagne so you know that's half the reason she's skipping out on the movie.
     
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    • Howard Says Watching ''Private Parts'' With Beth Was A Mistake. 04/26/10. 6:35am
      Howard took a call from a guy who asked if he watched Private Parts with Beth. Howard said they started to watch it but they gave up. It was a bad idea. Howard said the movie is about his life and it was too much of him and his first marriage. He said he gets uptight watching it because it's all about how great his marriage was. He said now he's divorced and it makes him seem like an asshole.
      Howard said he got to the Washington DC part of the movie but he turned it off. He said Beth was into it though. He said he didn't feel comfortable watching it with her. He said it felt too weird to him. Beth said it wasn't weird for her.

      Howard said he should have watched it on his own. Robin said she hasn't seen it since his divorce. Howard said she saw bits and pieces of it but not the whole thing.

      Howard said he kept thinking Beth thought he looked gross. He said he looked really bad in the scenes from the past. Howard said the whole Fartman thing didn't look good either. Howard said he had a bad time watching it with her. He said seeing half of it was more than enough for him.

      Howard said he got worked up about seeing it again when someone wrote to him telling him it holds up really good after all these years. He said he didn't need to see it though. Howard said he didn't even get to the Pig Virus stuff.

      Howard said Gary looked so young in the movie. He said it was really weird. He said even Fred looked a lot younger. Howard said he still holds up himself though. Robin said she actually looks better now. Howard said she does. He said she looked great in the movie though.

      Howard talked about how they changed that movie script around a lot. He said the people at Rysher got upset with him and said they were going to get Jeff Goldblum to play him because he was being such a pain in the ass. He said he told them that no one would go see it if they did that. Howard said they had never been heard of before that and he figured that they would have made a mistake if they hadn't let him change the script. He wasn't pleased with the script so he had them make a lot of changes.

      Howard said watching the movie was a big mistake. The caller said it really holds up after all these years though. Howard thanked him for that. Howard said Robin should have told him not to watch it with Beth. Robin is supposed to be the voice of reason.
     
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    Yeah its a gret movie ... about how underneath it all he's just a family man.

    I still wish they would release an dvd with all the cut scenes though.
     
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    Yeah, yeah... everyone has aged but Robin and Howard look better than ever. They also do not need to take IQ tests because, well, they have to be smarter than everyone too.

    What a couple of assholes.
     
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    Howard has lied, exaggerated, and misrepresented so many different times about things in the past. Then he starts to believe his own bullshit.

    So, a movie he wrote and filmed in 1997? When he sat down to watch in in 2010, it was completely foreign to him.
     
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    What a weird thing for Howard to admit about the smart talented beautiful beffo
     
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    Howard probably wouldn't score too badly because he must have some smarts to get this far and rich but you just know Robin is way down there with some of the wack packers. She spent an entire day trying to wire money to a fake Arties sister in south America for Christ sake.