Beth never wanted to marry before Howard and Howard is RIPPED!!!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by LaserT, Nov 21, 2013.

  1. LaserT

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    ripped? he looks like Mr. Burns.
     
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    Jeez. Try to keep it at least somewhat believable.:facepalm:
     
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    That dude's ripped.
     
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    Today I learned that anorexia = "ripped". The only thing ripped about that decrepit old lady are the condoms that Beth got her hands on while he was eating his portion of salmon.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Funny, wasn't Howard asking guys months ago how they get big, etc because he can never do it. You have to eat big meals, meat, etc a lot and lift a lot. He eats almonds and runs. He is not "RIPPED".

    This woman just spews lie after lie as she goes along. :snicker:
     
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    Pretty soon Wiggy will be walking on the beach and be the one kicking sand in *other peoples* faces.
     
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    Next Beth will mention what a beast he is in the sack. His giant shlong is just too much for her....
     
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    They're both big time liars
     
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    "He lost 25 pounds this summer and he is an outnout fagatic and when he takes his blouse off, his whole asshole is ripped."
     
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    what about Cabbie? he made her believe in love as well. Love for huge rails off his cock :lmao:
     
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    She probably mistakend his ribs for abs.

    Part of me would love to see a picture of the 2013 Howard in some swim trunks to see how emaciated he really is
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    The Simpsons with Mr Burns in it, is like porn for Beth. :hehe:
     
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    "My husband and I live for our pets, or I can say that I do," she said, adding that her radio jock husband adores animals.

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    Speaking of jobs, Beth Stern will be seen on Super Bowl Sunday next year hosting the first-ever "Kitten Bowl" on the Hallmark Channel, a special that's bound to give the Animal Planet's "Puppy Bowl" a run for its money.
    "I got to roll around with 75 kittens," she said.

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    That's pretty much what Howard looks like first thing in the morning (except Monty probably has more teeth and a slightly stronger hairline).
     
  20. tHISisKiSSeL

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    "RIBBED"....it was a typo.

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