Beth "Norma Desmond" Stern ready for her close-up on the Today Show (photos)

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Thelma, Mar 10, 2014.

  1. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    Beth used to be big. It's the pictures that got small ...

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    bethostern Getting ready for our close ups. Thank you, "Baby Howard" from LI Bulldog Rescue for letting me brush your teeth on The Today Show!

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  2. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    I wish someone got there early and just mouthed the words "Beth is a Gold Digger" over and over in front of the glass.
     
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    Dumb bitch.
     
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    Seriously what is the compensation to The Today Show to get her ugly mug on that show?
     
  5. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    It's on the same network as AGT which is NBC - they must have to "Take Beth" as part of Howard's deal with the network.
     
  6. Rob0729

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    No money. She just blows Matt Lauer every time he comes to visit Chimney Manor. Howard sucks up to Lauer to get her appearances.
     
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    I see what you did :hat:
     
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    AuntDolly Musculature Gold

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    get off the floor, bitch. And I don't mean the bulldog.
     
  10. RonHeinzkaboot

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    Love how she has to get down on her knees for everyone but Howard to be photographed or put on TV
     
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    Love the little girl polka dot part dress and Ponytail. Looks totally appropriate for a woman over 40.
     
  12. Ashbeard

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    If the whole no blow job thing isn't just an on air bit, it's pretty funny that Howard's a billionaire and can't get bj from his prostitute wife.

    Those horse teeth could be a problem but it's better than nothing.
     
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    Seriously.... this billionaire's wife is on her frickin knees, brushing a bulldog's teeth... just to get on to a nationally broadcast morning show??

    If that isn't the definition of an "attention WHORE", I don't know WHAT is. :grad:
     
  14. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    At least Norma Desmond once had a career, beth is Susan from "Citizen Kane".

    [video=youtube;fFAq27TK9l8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFAq27TK9l8[/video]
     
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    Beth is not aging well. her hair appears to be thinning.

    not a good look for a modoe
     
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    Right, like having your grandpa-I mean husband-remove a splinter for you that you got playing with your kittie
     
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    Absolutely correct. Part of the promotion package for AGT. NBC contract with Stern has a promotion clause requiring that, i.e. "Stern must promote AGT ____ hours prior to beginning of filming for upcoming season 2014". .........Howard and Don think they're slick and offer up Beth Stern to fulfill some of those required hours. Expect a Sirius-type lawsuit to be commenced around March of 2015
     
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    I don't know Jack Shitt about fashion, but I'm sure that you're right on this. Someone should inform her that she looks ridiculous. :grouch:
     
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    That is too funny. I may have to watch that movie sometime, just for the laugh.
     
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    Howard was going on in today's show about how people still ask Beefus about her book and how she really knows about dogs--she's an expert about dogs.

    He must be campaigning for her to get a reoccurring gig on the Today Show as the dog segment lady. I think he was blowing smoke up Fox News hoping they would hire her for a reoccuring role.

    He really thinks she earned it because someone ghost wrote a book that had her mug on the cover and because she has been dubbed an Animal Activist because her PR agent announced she was raising money for some scam charity---when Howard seems to be the one doing all the fundraising.
    All she does is take pics of herself lying in one of her three mansions with a cat on her or photographs herself at NSAL smelling a kitten when she is really just there to pick up her check for being their national spokeswoman.