Beth now has a 7 year old one eyed cat

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    They should have put a patch over her eye and called her Pirate. Howard named her Rainbow.





    bethosternNew one-eyed adult foster girl... 7 years old... Polydactyl!!! Howard named me "Rainbow".
     
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    Beth - Cornering the market of sight challenged felines, one cat at a time.
     
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    A cow cat?
    Should've named her "Dunham."
     
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    Boeuf and these ophthalmically-challenged cats are truly beginning to FREAK ME THE FUCK OUT. :eek:
     
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    fixer I'm Retarded you Jerk. On the Power.

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    Should have named it Whach you lookin at Willis? or Willis for short
     
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    Rainbow??????? As in the Gay Rainbow. We are only months away from his "coming out of the closet" party...



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    Beth just loves cats with disabilities. It brings her more attention and sympathy.
     
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    :surprised:

    Surely she's not poking their eyes out, right? Or having the help do it?
     
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    bethosternOur sweet foster Rainbow's BEFORE picture. Thank God @animalleague saved her from being euthanized.#CalicoLivesMatter


    That is my hashtag and I know the cat isn't a true Calico but that's something would probably hashtag if she thought of it.
     
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    Winky & Wonky #BFFS4EVA
     
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    They're Stepford Cats. They show up to Menopause Manor with two boring eyes and are magically transformed and camera ready with just one eye days later.
     
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    seems to also have too many fingers
     
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    There are children dying from diseases every day and this vapid fucking bitch just keeps the cats rolling in - one prop after another.

    Fuck the human race right Beth. It's all about the cats.

    She is without question, a soulless cunt.

    And I apologize to all the women on Dawg's. I know that's a vulgar word but I really can't think of another one to describe that thing.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    I've lost count.

    How many "permanent" cats now call WigManor home?
     
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    Someone help me out here... what's the full regular cat count at Chimney Manor now?

    Not the fosters... the ones that live there full time... 7 or more?
    • Apple
    • Blind Bella
    • Charlie Chunk
    • Yoda
    • Rainbow
    • Leon Bear
    • ?
    • ?
    • Who am I missing...
     
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    Aww nuts... great minds think alike. :ninja:
     
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    Many years from now, after the big hurricane wipes out the Hamptons, archeologists on the dig site of a multi-chimneyed monstrosity of a mansion will unearth a terrifying discovery...deep within the bowels of the home, constructed behind the mechanical room of a bowling alley, lies some sort of macabre miniature operating room littered with jars of tiny eyeballs.
     
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    I'm surprised Howard isn't doing everything in his power, short of selling his bony ass on the street, to keep working. This is what he'll be stuck with day in and day out now that the AGT and Sirius gigs are dead. He'll be home all day, every day with Beth and 14 one-eyed cats. How creepy would that be? I almost feel sorry for the poor bastid.
     
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    selfie a-hole....
     
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    Cunt away, my good man! She deserves to be called that, and oh so much more.
    She is really a weirdo. And a cunt.
     
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