Beth O. Stern must have a huge sloppy vagina

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by chapped, Sep 11, 2013.

  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    I mean look at her fucking hands ..

    bitch could palm Europe

    Her vagina must have be so huge that it creates a wind tunnel between her legs .. so huge that a grizzly bear could sleep in it for the winter

    so vast that should it ever fall on to itself its mass would create a black hole, with a pull that not even light could escape it ...her vagina is so fucking big that the echos

    created from it confuse migrating birds

    so deep that her OBGYN can see the top of her head while performing exams....so big that she must use telephone poles as tampons

    that bitch has one huge vagina

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    Murcielago Overserved Gold

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    Yet another animal desperate to escape the wonky attention whore's clutches.
     
  4. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    :lully::lully::bully::bully:
     
  5. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    for scale that is a full grown Polar Bear
     
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    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    Notice how she holds animals like a mother would her child? Howard actually won that battle, sort of.
     
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    Interest theory.."Hand Size"

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    An African family of 8 is living in her vagina, with their pet rhino.
     
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    She has a vagina???????????
     
  10. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    true story :toptip:
     
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    Has she legally changed her last name to stern yet? Last I heard she still hadn't and used "it's a whole thing" as an excuse.
     
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    You would have a sloppy vagina also if you used to have a cock & balls there.











































    ...Allegedly
     
  13. ShutupMoron

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    Nah, she also had a few daddy stitches put in the last time she visited Grandma for new boobs.
     
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    LARGE woman. LARGE vagina.
     
  15. AcquiringSignal

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    [video=youtube_share;gZNZYOQ_tt8]http://youtu.be/gZNZYOQ_tt8[/video]
     
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    to get a more definitive answer, does anyone have the contact info for her HS principal?
     
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    I have done research......The size of a woman's vagina is in direct relation to the size of their mouth's........I was told this as a teenager and have been keeping track ever since.....And it's true.....So the OP is on to something, But it has nothing to do with her hands......
     
  18. chapped

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    the Dawg Saloon scientist have been hard at work researching the size of Beth's vagina and what they have found is not for the faint of heart


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    She needed the horseoplasti.
     
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