Beth O Stern Official Fan Club

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Beth as president of the the Beth O Stern fan club I wanted to remind you that

    Kate Upton like you also happens to be blonde and 5'10"

    and like Beth, Kate has, two legs, a mouth one nose and two eyes sadly Kate's eyes point in the same direction.

    But for Beth that's where the similarities end as Kate is world known for her good looks , fun personalty

    and has decades of youthful good looks forward to. Where you Beth are dryer then the Atacama Desert in Chile the driest desert on earth.

    Not to mention she has now made MILLIONS on her own ..


    Xavier
    President of the Beth O Stern Fan club

    PS Happy Belated Mothers Day!

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  3. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    and to think they are both classified as women
     
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  5. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Funny how 5'10" Beth was shorter than 5'9" Mario Lopez in recent pictures where they were both wearing flats.
     
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    Nothing like real Tits. :woowoo::boobs:
     
  7. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...shes delicious.
     
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    And Beth is delirious.
     
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    Beth has the posture of a giraffe nodding out on H.
     
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  11. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...i would be her slave at her beck and call 24/7. all she would have to do is pry my lips off of her nether regions whenever she needs me to run an errand or her bath water. heavenly thing that she is.
     
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    Sentences with imagery like that make me think I really ought to start a Word document called "Favorite quotes from Dawg's Saloon" :clap::snicker:
     
  13. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Ironic thing is that comes from usually wearing eight-inch platform heels, which then force her to stoop to take pictures with people who are not wearing stilts.
     
  14. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...high heels are sexy but they are damaging as hell to womens feet back and posture. the 8"er's you mention, can you imagine trying to walk or dance around in them for 8 hours? its sexy but un natural. causes all kinds of back and feet problems. i dont know how they do it. i forgot i wanted to add that would be like being on your tip toes all the time. <shrugs>
     
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    It's an unfair comparison, Xavier. We need to stick to comparing Beth to entertainers she resembles, not those she doesn't.

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    This is like comparing apples and oats.
     
  17. chapped

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    As the proud president of the Beth O Stern FAN club it is my duty to report to Mrs O Stern about the activities
    of her peers/like minded individuals for example Dr. Amy Mainzer who holds a PhD in Astronomy in the field of Astrophysics and has an IQ over 200.

    Dr. Mainzer has amazing natural beauty, a swimsuit model body and doesn't piss the floor when ever she see a "Wet Floor" sign like my beloved Beth. Dr Mainzer can be seen on History Channel series The Universe.

    But my beloved Beth does have one thing that the good Dr does not!... a Mint in Package brain that will someday save the human race for you see Beth's brains which still makes that sound a brand new hard cover book makes when you crack its spine has never been used.. not once so making it
    perfect for the one day the human race is taken out by aliens and the survivors will need to
    clone a brand new human race.



    So cheers to you Beth.. for making sure that at least one human brain is intact and ready to clone when the ALIEN invasion begins

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    awww just look at those cute little hands. :uwub:
     
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    I've always said no way in hell is she 5'10. In 6 inch heals she's always a head shorter then howard at 6'4
     
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    Kate is unbelievably hott