Beth O vs. Heather Mills - Compare/Contrast

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  1. JaredWD

    JaredWD Active Member

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    Both started out as "European models":

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    Both became animal advocates:

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    Both became authors:

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    Both appeared on ABC shows (Dancing With the Stars/ True Beauty):

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    Both endorsed products that nobody cared about:

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    Both married older men who shared their love for seals:

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    Both mistreated their assistants (allegedly):

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    Both developed mangled legs:

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    Did I leave anything out? Feel free to add your own :D
     
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  2. pontius pilot

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    ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! brilliant.
     
  3. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    the only difference is yoko has two legs...
     
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    ... and is barren.
     
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    The only difference that matters is that Heather Mills and Paul McCartney didn't have a prenup.

    :lol:

    She took him to the cleaners. :lmao:

    She makes Beth look like piker in the golddigging department. :D
     
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    I can't wait to see what Engaged Chicken thinks of all this.
     
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    Engaged Chicken VIP Extreme Gold

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    Thank you. I'm trying to think of a "doesn't have a leg to stand on" joke. :uhuh:
     
  8. Popeye Saavedra

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    You left out the part where both are gold digging fame whores.
     
  9. JaredWD

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    :cheer: thanks..

    I was listening to the Paul McCartney/Stern interview on youtube... Howard was warning Paul about Heather.
    I thought it was hilarious and ironic that he practically married the same broad.
     
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    Heather has a plastic leg.

    Beth has plastic tits, plastic teeth, had multiple plastic surgeries, and has a plastic personality.
     
  12. tHISisKiSSeL

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    heather mills was also allegedly a prostitute for arab millionaires
     
  13. HypocriteHowie

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    Both were poor substitutions for their husbands previous wives.
     
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    McCartney's fucking insane with his "I don't believe in prenups"....isn't he doing the same thing with his new fiancee?
     
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    Paul's first wife was no bargain, either. If Yoko wasn't such a Yoko, "Linda" would be the universally accepted term for the talentless star-fucking, soul-stealing wife.

    [video=youtube;UoH9zP_n_g0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoH9zP_n_g0[/video]
     
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    I think he remarried already, no prenup...:facepalm:
     
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    At least Paul is likeable old guy. Millions of young women would date him. Beth spreads her legs for a vile pelican that no one could honestly love.
     
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    They both were pinatas at Arab stag parties
     
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    +Rep shitcunt and beth eats hay as soon as i get my powers back