Beth offered me a personal tour

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  1. cah155

    cah155 Well-Known Member

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    I made a comment how bad the NSAL was rated charity wise and her and a few of her defenders spoke lol
    I'm sure giving me a tour of NSAL would change their rating ....
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  2. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    How is a woman who is home every single day taking pics of herself next to her pool, or in her expensive clothes or next to her cat, KNOW what goes on at the NSAL??? If she was really into this stuff, she should be sending out pics of herself helping everyday and not pics of her pool and expensive clothes.
     
  3. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...tweet her back a copy and paste of nsal peoples salaries and tell her we already know what theyre about.
     
  4. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    The fact that she can show someone their facility and their surface achievement does nothing to mitigate the fact that when judged against similar charities over the last 10 years they fall in the bottom 25% time after time after time. The bottom line is that for every dollar donated to NSAL only 60 cents of it is used for animal services and at the best animal charities over 90 cents is spent on helping animals. No amount of whitewashing can change that.
     
  5. Phillipmcd

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    Ask her if she can give us the first and last names of five people that work there.
     
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    Giving a tour of an expensive/expansive Animal Shelter is pretentious in itself.
     
  8. Brokenbad

    Brokenbad Well-Known Member

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    Ask her if you can sell your tour with her on Ebay and donate "a substantial portion" of the money to NASEL.
     
  9. knu3421

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    [​IMG] Bring some cat nip if you come
     
  10. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...beth should take a tour of the kitchen and see how easy the gadgets in there are to work.
     
  11. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Yup, she always sends out SO MANY pictures of her helping out animals and being at the NSAL shelter. :haha:
     
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  12. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    NSAL vs Paws Chicago - same mission, also a high cost area, both no kill yet PAWS uses over 30% more of it's donations for animal services.


    NSAL:


    [TABLE="width: 100%"]
    [TR]
    [TH="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, colspan: 3"]Financial Performance Metrics[/TH]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD]Program Expenses
    (Percent of the charity’s budget spent on the programs
    and services it delivers)
    [/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]61.3%[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD]Administrative Expenses[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]3.7%[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD]Fundraising Expenses[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]34.8%[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD]Fundraising Efficiency[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]$0.40[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD]Primary Revenue Growth[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]4.6%[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD]Program Expenses Growth

    [/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]7.6%[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD="class: bottom"]

    [/TD]
    [TD="class: bottom"]
    Paws Chicago:

    [TABLE="width: 100%"]
    [TR]
    [TH="bgcolor: #EEEEEE, colspan: 3"]Financial Performance Metrics[/TH]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD]Program Expenses
    (Percent of the charity’s budget spent on the programs
    and services it delivers)
    [/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]92.5%[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD]Administrative Expenses[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]2.6%[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD]Fundraising Expenses[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]4.7%[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD]Fundraising Efficiency[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]$0.04[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD]Primary Revenue Growth[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]13.7%[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD][/TD]
    [TD]Program Expenses Growth[/TD]
    [TD="align: right"]9.9%[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [TR]
    [TD="class: bottom"][/TD]
    [TD="class: bottom"]Working Capital Ratio (years)[/TD]
    [TD="class: bottom, align: right"]4.22[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [/TABLE]
    [/TD]
    [TD="class: bottom, align: right"]0.50[/TD]
    [/TR]
    [/TABLE]
     
  13. tHISisKiSSeL

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    So Beffus has offered to give you an NSAL tour to "show you what we are all about!" If you want to find out what they are all about, decline her offer to tour the facility and ask for the opportunity for you and the forensic accountant of your choosing to "take a tour of NSAL's books". That is where you'll find out what they're all about. Oh yeah.
     
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  15. PelicanWig

    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    If you live any where near there you should take her up on the tour. I would love to hear what that dumb cunt has to say!
     
  16. Phillipmcd

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    You would have to give a donation for a tour.
     
  17. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Tell her it would be like touring a Potemkin Village and then challenge her to explain the reference.
     
  18. guruhugz

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    she would take a bath in purell after being exposed to a commoner
     
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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    Charity Navigator really isn't an full indicator of a charity's worthiness. They only look at financials, and only those publicly available.

    They give the Special Olympics a '2'
     
  20. R.P. McMurphy

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