Beth on the Cover of Tails Magazine

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  1. Jet

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    Howard retweeted this... I just hate him so much now, it's unreal. It looks like someone is pulling her face and mouth up with strings. Those kittens looked trapped too.
     
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    Jesus Christ, will this bi tch stop with the fukin cats already? What the fuk is wrong with her?
     
  3. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh "About a hundred feet taller." Gold

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    They're her ticket to ride the fame train. :secret:
     
  4. Divorce Chicken

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    She should be showing us her kitty in a pictorial and centerfold inside this magazine.
     
  5. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh "About a hundred feet taller." Gold

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    What next? Beth on the cover of the local Pennysaver flyer?

    This has to be a Howard photo because the Photoshiop job is pathetically horrible. This is what happens when there isn't professionals to fix Howard's lame Photoshopping attempts.
     
  7. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh "About a hundred feet taller." Gold

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    I call it a "clock." Clit/cock.
     
  8. Imus O Sternsky

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    And they are still using the snow angel pic from last winter
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    it's the only thing that's working....what i find most amaaaaaazing is how she segued so seamlessly from dogs to cats.
    didn't i hear her say people should rescue dogs from NSAL? are they so busy that they don't have time to share their lives with a dog?
     
  10. beetlejosh

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    It's all about nurturing & "socializing" cats now. :facepalm:

    She's not about to foster 47 dogs, that would require actual work.
    Cats are simple & are as "cute" as she is.

    Always gotta be ready for that photo op.
     
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    Hmmm..maybe its just me because I prefer curvy woman but who would be sexually attracted to a long gangly body like that?
     
  13. beetlejosh

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    re·tard
    verb
    verb: retard; 3rd person present: retards; past tense: retarded; past participle: retarded; gerund or present participle: retarding
    riˈtärd/

    • 1.
      delay or hold back in terms of progress, development, or accomplishment.
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      "the process is retarded by bureaucratic red tape"

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    nounoffensive

    noun: retard; plural noun: retards
    ˈrēˌtärd/

    • 1.
      a mentally handicapped person (often used as a general term of abuse).
     
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    I can't believe she lets people take pictures of her from that angle. The distance between her chin and back of her head is easily twice that of a normal homo sapien.

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    I was hoping for some'in else: [​IMG]
     
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    My thoughts exactly! My guess is kittens are so cute and simple to care for it's the easiest way to get some attention. Training a puppy is too much actual work for her.
     
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    Next Beth cover, Chunky Asses.
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    Gawd, someone send that to Photoshop Disasters, suck a clusterfuck of horridness... she looks cut and pasted in, the shadow behind her is airbrushed in, the kittens look like they are dead and stuffed, the layout graphic design looks like a community newsletter, is this a for real magazine?
     
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    If that was the case her cat won't be the only thing that goes blind.