Beth or Yahoo's! new CEO?

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  1. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    I can't get over how beautiful Marissa Meyer is.

    She's the top Google exec who was hired today as CEO of Yahoo!

    She's just 37, three years younger than Beth, but she's really gorgeous.

    I'd love to work for her.

    (Though she just revealed she's pregnant and due in October.)

    So what say you: Is she more beautiful than Beth?

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  2. JWC

    JWC Well-Known Member

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    Got everything going for her. The problem is she's too intelligent. This would cause a lot of friction down the road in my life. Beth on the other hand is the opposite end of the spectrum. Her lack of intelligence would drive me nuts.
     
  3. Dirty South

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    One is worth 300 million on her own, the other is a former prostitute who won't even suck a dick. Tough choice. :facepalm:
     
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    good point! +reps
     
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    flailingfish New Member

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    she has got to save a grackle or a squirrel, only then we will talk about bitches
     
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    fuck beth.. give me the cute super rich chick
     
  7. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    I shouldn't have asked that question. It's a stupid question (I was trying to contrast her with Beth.)

    I mean, Beth is not bad looking. But this chick, an electrical engineering grad from Stanford, is hypnotizingly hot.
     
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    damn she must suck a mean dick to work all the way up to CEO.
     
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    wow cute real tits and nice feet..SOLD!
     
  10. Dirty South

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    She looks like the chick who liked getting raped in "The General's Daughter."
     
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    I'd stick my cock in a hornets nest before letting it get near that shambling, post-op, thoroughbred-faced beast.
     
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    She is very hot! Plus reps to the man who bangs her.
     
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    She's hot and is worth $300 million. Also seems like a nice person, which is a plus.

    Although she looks like Little Miss Sunshine which is a little disturbing..

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    gilbert's voice: "google this bindy! oahhh!"
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I'd stick my tongue so far up her cunt I'd lick her fetus' cunt.
     
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    Marissa, of course.

    Cute, bright, and has a real job.
     
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    It's the difference between an Arabian and a plow horse - especially considering with this analogy, the Arabian is not on top.
     
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    She will be a disaster at Yahoo. She will be gone in two years with millions from Yahoo shareholders for being a failure.