Beth Ostrosky Sterns Immaculate Constipation

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  1. SmellyHorseBeth

    SmellyHorseBeth New Member

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    You know - Sterns new wife...........

    Does she really shit just once a month?

    ...and what must that look like?


    Personally I think she eats like a horse and shits in the sink.

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  2. MFnAntiChrist

    MFnAntiChrist Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I'm pretty sure it's scientifically impossible to only shit once a month. That said, shes clearly not eating enough. To busy walking red carpets and shit.
     
  3. BeveledSpilchOn

    BeveledSpilchOn New Member

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    My suspicion is that during the full moon she crimps off an arc of rainbow colored excrement approximately the size of her left leg. During a crescent moon, however, she pebble dashes the ceiling all to fuck. At present this is only a theory.
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Howard " my wife is so hot she does't shit my wife is so hot she does't shit my wife is so hot she does't shit my wife is so hot she does't shit my wife is so hot she does't shit my wife is so hot she does't shit my wife is so hot she does't shit my wife is so hot she does't shit my wife is so hot she does't shit my wife is so hot she does't shit my wife is so hot she does't shit my wife is so hot she does't shit my wife is so hot she does't shit my wife is so hot she does't shit my wife is so hot she does't shit my wife is so hot she does't shit my wife is so hot she does't shit my wife is so hot she does't shit my wife is so hot she does't shit my wife is so hot she does't shit my wife is so hot she does't shit my wife is so hot she does't shit my wife is so hot she does't shit my wife is so hot she does't shit "
     
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    AGT Blows Well-Known Member

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    She claims to be 5' 10", 105lbs.
    No wonder Howard thinks every 5' 2" girl should weigh 75lbs.
     
  7. SmellyHorseBeth

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    Maybe she shits in her sleep and Bianca gobbles it up before anyone notices. We had a poodle growing up named david copperfield that made tampons disappear.
     
  8. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    Howard better thank his lucky stars she has her own bathroom probably in the other wing of the house/apartment...when Beth does shit I'll bet it fucking stinks....
     
  9. Jon Hein is God

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    I'm buying.
     
  10. Mr Ed

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    All shit smells. Stink is in the nose of the beholder.

    Besides, whorses eat lots of grass/hay/alfalfa/grains. Their shit isn't so bad. Have you ever smelled rabbit pellets?
    Whorse piss can be more rank, depending upon what the whorse has been eating.
     
  11. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    Hee.

    She's out there, with all the other stooopid, magikal creaturz. There's a leprechaun whacking off behind her and a Yeti, waiting to examine her sparkly waste.
     
  12. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    More lies....she shits. Wait till the divorce, the truth will come out.
     
  13. Mr Ed

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    That's only if things get ugly, and Beth challenges the pre-nup. If Beth honors the pre-nup, there's a built-in NDA (Non Disclosure Agreement).
     
  14. FtM

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    That's the biggest lie of all.

    I know a woman who is 5'10 118lbs, small natural breasts, small hips, medium frame, and looks a lot thinner than Beth, but not as thin as those women you see on runways in high fashion.

    If Beth actually weighs 105lbs, then she must be as hallow as a chocolate Easter Bunny or filled with helium.

    Another made up lie from the Stern Fantasy Factory.:rolleye::facepalm::rolleye:
     
  15. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    I'm surprised we call her horse. She isn't a horse. SHE'S A FUCKING MOOSE. She eats like a moose and takes dumps like a moose.
    She wears a shoe a size and a half larger than than my 6'4"husband........ That's a moose.

    Insert picture of ex-NHL'er Shawn Antoski.....


    Fuck you Mutt.............Did you forget we're LEGION?
     
  16. Peau de Soie

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    If Beth Ostrosky Stern plops her fat ass down on your toilet, you'd better get the plunger ready.


    She BEEFS. She'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there, with no flushes in between.


    Rumor has it that on the set of "True Beauty" she used to shit in the shower and heel it down the drain to save time.
     
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    Oh that's another thing too. The woman that I describe in my post wears a 7 to/or 8 size shoe and has smaller hands. :)


    ...but yes, Beth weighs 105lbs, never poops, and is pretty much the most perfect woman ever created in the history of anything ever.

    Howard can keep telling himself that when he's meditating. :)
     
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    Howard could be right if that old adage holds true - "Five foot four, shits like a boar; five foot ten, shits like a hen."
     
  19. EndOfLine

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    About 10 years ago I had knee surgery and became constipated afterwards. I didn't shit for almost 2 weeks. When I did it was like passing a Buick - hurt so fucking bad, and I gave myself a major hemorrhoid.

    Good times.
     
  20. Noshferatu

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    it's impossible she doesn't shit, she would have died ages ago if that was the case, howard just likes to pretend she doesn't fart or shit
    what a fucking moron he is ...