Beth Ostrovsky, third best celeb escort according Kristin Davis.

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  1. username

    username Well-Known Member VIP

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    I wonder if Beth worked as a model for Kristin Davis?

    "Kristin Davis, who is fresh out of prison after agents busted her escort agencies following the Eliot Spitzer scandal.
    1. Britney Spears: If she cleaned herself up maybe I could get a thousand dollars an hour for her. But if was the old Britney before she went crazy I could have gotten $2,000 easy.
    2. Paris Hilton: She would get $1,500 an hour. She’s slender and doesn’t have implants. She’s blonde and I could get away with selling her as a Ford model.
    3. Beth Ostrosky: I like Beth. She’s tall and blonde. It’s always a homerun if I can get a girl who’s 5’9†or above. She’s usually perfect. Beth would be in the upper ranking. I could get $2,000 an hour for her easy.
    4. Katie Holmes: Katie would be very popular because she has that All American, college girl look. She would be super popular. Men want girls who look like Howard Stern’s wife; the tall slender model type or they want that non-flashy, classically beautiful fresh face young look. The girl next door whom they could never get. They want the runway model they can’t have now, or the prom queen they couldn’t have then. I could probably get $2,500 an hour for Katie. Maybe even $3,000. I could max out on her.
    5. Angelina Jolie: She would be my top girl. I call it my “Number one.†I would put her at $2,000 an hour. But you couldn’t get her unless you booked her for 4 hours. I wouldn’t let her go for just an hour. Maybe if you were a good client you could get her for an hour, but I would charge a lot more. At least $2,500.
    6. Sarah Palin: (Laughs) I wouldn’t have any market for her. She couldn’t work for me. She’s cute, but not for my kind of clients. There are escort agency’s that specialize in specific kinds of demographics. She could work for a cheaper agency. Maybe a $300 dollar an hour type agency. I would call her a mid-range escort type.
    7. Playboy Playmates: I had many Playmates call me for work. Many! I’m talking about centerfolds. But I would only work with 1 out of 5. Usually, they’re boobs are too big or too fake looking. They look to California. For the most part I wouldn’t use Playmates.
    8. Lindsay Lohan: She would do great! She’s got that fresh face and freckles. Men would eat her up! I could get $1,800 an hour for Lindsay….Easy! I would let her go for just the hour. She would work more volume for me. Short stays and busy all night. But I’m sure I could get clients to extend time with her if I asked.
    9. Rihanna: I think she is stunning and gorgeous. If I were a client I would choose her. But honestly, I don’t have a market for her. She couldn’t work for me. It’s unfortunate. The African American and Asian models never do well. Rihanna wouldn’t bring in any business for me.
    10. Melania Trump: She’s hot. She would make a lot of money. But the one problem with her is that men don’t like Jewish women and eastern European women. So I would have to lie about her nationality. Maybe say she’s from Amsterdam or Sweden. Otherwise she would have trouble getting work. I would also change her name. I could get $2,000 an hour for her if she played along and didn’t let it slip where she’s from."

    http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2009/01/06/new-york-madam-dishes-on-celebs-worth-as-escorts/
     
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    1000 dollars all you need is 30 seconds and then I would pay her to get the f*** out
     
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    i'd love 2 have Bet on her knees ( both )
    naked barking like a dog and squealing like a pig
    and other stuff too ............
     
  4. OV

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    What did that equate out to in Dirhams?

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    Sounds like pre-promotion for a Stern show visit, sponsored by Ashley-Madison of course.:facepalm:
     
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    I'm sure I've seen this posted here before.
     
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    • Jan 06, 2009
    Reps+, I should know better.
     
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    Really? Back then I wasn't even aware Dawg's existed. :)
     
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    How much does Howard have to pay?
     
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    What is massive fucking airheads for 800 Alex?
     
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    Why is Angelina Jolie "my top girl...number one", but only number five on the list?
     
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    Charlotte's a madam?

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    You know this is ancient when someone refers to Lindsay Lohan as "fresh-faced".
     
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    suffice it to say .. a LOT
     
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    Marriage-The most expensive sex.
     
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    ...2000.00 an hour for beth then her asshole better be spitting a lot of change.
     
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    ...got a pencil? here we go
    the mansion

    furnish the mansion

    the nyc apartment

    furnish the apt.

    beths clothes in the hamptons

    beth clothes in the city apt.

    transporting beth.

    feeding beth

    entertaining beth....are you with me so far?
     
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    This story did NOT go in the direction I thought it was going to.

    Fuck this bitch. Doesn't even know what a "celebrity" is I guess.
     
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    7. Playboy Playmates: I had many Playmates call me for work. Many! I’m talking about centerfolds. But I would only work with 1 out of 5. Usually, they’re boobs are too big or too fake looking. They look to California. For the most part I wouldn’t use Playmates.

    i hope this was written by the madam and not by anyone who calls him or herself a writer.
     
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    + he often has to pick up the tab for 1 of her
    close warm personal male "friends"