Beth Pic: How does my blind cat know how to sit on the kitty furniture?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, May 12, 2014.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    "Cat behiviorist" being dropped later...unreal.
     
  3. LaReineBlanche

    LaReineBlanche Well-Known Member

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    "our cat behaviorist from north shore animal league America trapped that cat and brought him to safely!!"

    That sentence makes me want to point and laugh at her and kick her in the throat all at the same time.
     
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    I wonder how many hours a day she spends trying to teach those dumb cats to say "mommy"
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    That is not the grammar and punctuation of an English major. She is such a gigantic cunt and really needs to be knocked down a peg.
     
  6. WillyBest

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    How do it know?
     
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    Bet Bella wishes she was deaf.
     
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    Mazley Black Knight Banned User

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    Cause you placed it there you dumb fucking cunt.
     
  9. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Hey Beth, Why does a chicken cross the road.
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    God i would love to some how get your post to her.
     
  12. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh Do I look like I'm not stupid, Sal?! Gold

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    That blind cat is "amazing!"

    How did it ever find a comfy spot to relax? It's BLIND for god sakes!!!


    :facepalm:
     
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    She posts like Skater but it isn't a gimmic :jj:
     
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    @bethstern my Mexican friend ate hamburgers with me even though he is Mexican. And his name is Tony. I was like, hey, Tony, you're Mexican, why don't you have a Mexican name? So weird.
     
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    #bringbackourcats
     
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    Shade is a human concept, Robin.


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    Fucking magnets - how do they work?
     
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    The same way my cat figures out how to sit on the exact same piece of funiture. He lays down on and and then finds the surface comfortable. Amazingly their wiskers also help them gat a sense of where the object is as well.

    I couldn't imagine living with this woman
     
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    If the cat could find a window to jump out of, it would
     
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    This is my blind cat Blind. We named him Blind because he's blind.