Stern Show Beth posts the story of Feather who is missing an eye

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    • bethosternHappy day!!! Feather's story.... Approx 14 weeks old, little Feather was found walking the streets in the middle of the huge blizzard we had last month. Her eye was hanging out of her head. @animalleague took her in and her eye was removed by the great medical staff at Nsala. She came to me last week, petrified of her own shadow. Wouldnt come out from hiding to even eat or use litter box (only in the middle of the night she did). I've been spending hours with her. And today we had our breakthrough. She's totally playing with Bea and Edie, is flirting with Chunk and doesn't run away from me... And purrs when I hold her in my arms. Probably funny to read but I'm sitting here crying tears of joy for her #happyplayfulfeather#wedidit
     
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    Oh shut the fuck up already. :coffee:
     
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    Eye, eye, eye, eye, eye....


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    Beth Stern, animal activist and pet psychologist. Maybe Miracle Worker.
     
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    No, she had Consuelo do that to the cat, so she can continue to be the cat martyr.

    That Whorse is the devil.
     
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    She's making those poor cats pay for her wonky eye.
     
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    There once was a cat with one eye,
    With a story so sad you could cry,
    She was snatched up by Beef
    Who was secretly in grief
    That her womb was barren and dry
     
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    Beth is a huge faggot.
     
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    What's with the dildo shaped cat toy:dontknow:
     
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    I miss John on the show
     
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    animals with eyes were so 2015
     
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    The tears of a fucking mental patient are truly the saddest of all...for they know not why they mourn...
    #naturalselectionforfeather
    #eyeballsmatter
    #zoloftforbeefus
     
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    Eye hanging out, a lie it never was like that.
    Beth miraculously taking a terrified hiding feral kitten, spent hours w/ it and turning it into something that she holds and it purrs all since last fucking week... lying filthy whore, none of that is true.
     
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    Certainly right up there with Mother Theresa. Lepers, one-eyed kittens... same thing.

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    Happy day!!! Feather's story.... Approx 14 weeks old, little Feather was found walking the streets in the middle of the huge blizzard we had last month. Her eye was hanging out of her head. @animalleague took her in and her eye was removed by the great medical staff at Nsala. She came to me last week, petrified of her own shadow. Wouldnt come out from hiding to even eat or use litter box (only in the middle of the night she did). I've been spending hours with her. And today we had our breakthrough. She's totally playing with Bea and Edie, is flirting with Chunk and doesn't run away from me... And purrs when I hold her in my arms. Probably funny to read but I'm sitting here crying tears of joy for her #happyplayfulfeather#wedidit
     
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    Exactly.... she acts like her house is the walter reed center for wounded and disabled cats.
     
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    Fuck Feather, what about me.


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    Her wine-addled mind invents scenarios remembered from Tom and Jerry cartoons as reality when she writes this drivel.

    "Walking the streets in the middle of the blizzard"

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