Beth posts ugly painting of herself from old FHM shoot

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  1. Thelma

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    Lantern-jawed bitch-face on canvas ...

    bethostern "Someone just sent me this painting from a former FHM mag shoot. Thank you, mr anonymous"

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    I got a painting of her.



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  3. Lester

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    So there was no return address?
     
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    :lol:
     
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    would bang hard
     
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    like a penny stock
    pump n dump
     
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    ...sounds like somebodys wife said get that shit out of the house. horrible painting, probably howards work.
     
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    Look at the massive clod hoppers on this bitch, haha :lol:
     
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    :rofl: I forgot about this...where is the original that this was based off of?
     
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    Pem wins again!
     
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    That neck is almost as long as an average forearm. Jeezus.
     
  13. monsoon

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    How bloody embarrassing is this??? They really captured how goddamn scary ugly the moooose is...fake tits..huge fat ass and jaw that could be used for a earthquake shelter.

    Looking up hiding that big ugly face... Looking like a fucking cuntface...Huge scary feet...giant legs.

    Moose says s/he is 5'10 wears a size 4 and weighs 104 lbs

    It's left foot is 5'10" and weighs 104 lbs..

    Why is it never asked to modoe now for top designers?? They always use ugly rich bitches that buy a ton of their crap clothes.

    Oooops..forgot...moooose is always last season so it shops at the outlets and on line. Plus it never really modoed and the moooose would make it all about it.

    This is bloody embarrassing..Too bad he couldn't paint liar into it

    f-mutt
     
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    not photoshopped. from a collection of medieval paintings i came across. i actually laughed out loud when i noticed "that face."

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  15. pontius pilot

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    i came across this monstrosity one day while walking down telegraph ave. in berkeley. :rofl:


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    He got t he feet right
     
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    i don't think i've ever said that this is brilliant!!!!
     
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    :giggle: Your take on Mooose never gets old.
     
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    looks like a typical wiggy shopped pic to me.