Beth= Proof there is no God.. Or Proof that Satan exist?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Science be damned ... is Beth proof enough that there is no God?....

    Or

    Did her agent get her a great deal with Satan??


    :dontknow:

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    (slow news day)
     
  2. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Some people who dislike Stern say there is a God. Family broken up and gone by a gold digger using him. She's spending his millions to dress herself and friends and to make herself a E-list celebrity.
     
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    if satan exists, surely he's way too cool to be sponsoring beth.
     
  4. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    good point
     
  5. Ruffypup

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    [video=youtube;OS-jrXsh-mM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS-jrXsh-mM[/video]
     
  6. Lou Skunt

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    The Haitian Satan likes cheap jewelry. Could explain Beth's fondness for shiny objects, hats, and hair accessories. :dontknow:
     
  7. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    One cannot prove that something does NOT exist.
     
  8. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    its a slow news day... work with me man.. work with me
     
  9. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    I think Beth was put here on earth as a sort of living parable: Relatively attractive young woman is born into and raised in fortuitous material circumstances. Yet instead of applying her advantages in life to better herself, she begins to sink into a life of base pleasures and false pretenses. Meanwhile, the man who created the material foundation for her circumstances--her father--becomes involved in fraud, disgracing himself, his profession and his family. Beth, in turn, comes to realize that all material circumstances are subject to the whims and vicissitudes of fortune and misfortune. Yet she again fails to use this knowledge to her advantage. In the third and final act of her life, she trades her father for a new male figure in her life: a man who represents no discernible "profession," but is instead consumed by an unquenchable desire for money as a type of ever-fungible recompense for his own personal inadequacies. How does Act III end? We know not as yet as it is being written as we speak.

    O.K. enough whorse-shit psychology; back to corporate financials for this desk jockey. :pickme:
     
  11. FSFN

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    Beth is pure evil. You can see it in her eyes.
     
  12. wigtropolis

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    Both
     
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    ohmicah Real Gad About Town

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    Long ago, a man named Lot
    Had a wife he thought was hot
    But she could not change her dark and sinful ways
    You know, it was her own damn fault
    When God turned that bitch to salt
    That's the way he used to work back in those days.
     
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    She went down to the crossroads :bigthink
     
  16. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    She should be holding these.
     
  17. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Fortunately, the ratings for her awful shows prove that there are still some people they can't force down the public's throat without inducing a gag reflex.
     
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    Won't agree with that..I think she is just a confused DTard that thinks having stuff & being married to a cock sucker equates with being happy. Beff has smarts of a 9 yr ode.
     
  19. Brokenbad

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    Good example of an imperfect God. Unless he was trying to make a fool of Howard.


    And got lost.
     
  20. WillyBest

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