Beth put out a plate for Howard

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  1. MutteringJohn

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    As if Consuela doesn't have enough to do: clean up after drunk Ralph, clean the litter boxes, get wine stains off the carpet, AND feed the cats so Beth can take a video.
     
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    Feeding cats meat? These cats must have nothing going on in their lives, Robin.
     
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    Another exciting, productive weekend for Beth.
     
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    "foster babies" :facepalm:
     
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    Looks like a lot of food for six kittens that are fed 4x a day.
     
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    That's why her original mongrels are all morbidly obese.

    And nothing fattens a cat up more than canned food. I'm sure hers is the premium, richest brand.
     
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    This is 7 year old playing grown up. :down:
     
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    Canned pet food is much less calorie dense than dry, actually.

    Each of her cats should have its own bowl and appropriate portion however
     
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    ...and not a single fuck was given you lonely crazy cunt.
     
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    Really? I was basing it on what my vet said since my cat is borderline fat for his size.
    Probably just trying to sell me some of the dry food that was in the lobby/waiting room.
     
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    The canned is bulked up with water, which is great for cats since many are subclinically dehydrated. But of course that means more water / less protein per gram.

    Many people will just plop down a 5 ounce can of food and not check it for how much the cat actually needs. But if you weigh it or figure the cat should get 1/3 a can a meal or whatever, the cat won't gain weight
     
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    Huh? Isn't that like a shit load of food?
     
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    This is all so baffling because it's so wrong.. Everything about their feeding is wrong.
     
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    Those kittens must have such legit GI issues now
     
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    I have one skinny and one heavy as hell but not fat cat. I put out a bowl of dry food and they eat. They get more when it's empty.

    Their weights don't change and they are healthy.

    Feeding cats is so easy and she screws it up badly.

    I NEVER heard of feeding a cat that much 4 times a day.
     
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    Her loneliness has made me sad lately.

    So much money, and yet so lonely.
     
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    You mean a grown up playing a 7 year old?