Beth,Ralphie The Rat and a special message about Bluebell

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    bethostern
    7 hours ago
    Please... I cannot keep Bluebell. These comments hurt my heart suggesting that I need to keep her. I am committed to the Foster Program for @animalleague. Once the very special Bluebell is delivered to her forever family, I will open my home to another Foster who needs me. If we kept every Foster that came through our home, Howard and I would have over 100 cats. I love sharing them with you all. Yes, I agree that Bluebell is one in a million, by I am so happy for her
     
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    she turned the word foster into a pronoun, that is pretty impressive
     
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    bethostern
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    You'll never believe what I found in my bathtub. #TwoRalphieTheRats #bluebell
     
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    Note to beth: These cats dont need you.

    My cat never lived with you and he is just fine.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Cats on the kitchen counter?!?!?!?! Fucking gross. That cat sat down for a minute meaning he left a butthole print on their food handling surface. Plus they have feet that walk around in litter and bury piss and shit all day.

    I like cats but they are NOT allowed on the counter. To do so is barbaric and unsanitary. It's almost like a human rolling around on the floor all the time...oh wait...
     
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    I like that cat and I am happy it is getting away from that shrill, braying harpy.

    Put that in your coffee, floor whore:coffee:
     
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    Somebody Please...........[​IMG]commit her.........
     
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    How long must the world suffer this malignant, vapid and strumpetish c*nt? What with her endless deformities and moose like features and canoe like feet. I say these things in the nicest way I can muster.

    P.S. I still need an avatar.
     
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    What is that loud noise in the first video clip. It sounds like Howard slamming the door pissed off with his dumb wife.
     
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    English major.
     
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    She also speaks four languages. LOL!
     
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    Just shows you how stupid Stern really is, to have fallen for Beth's bullshit. His dad had him pegged from the start. Weavester really is a MORON.
     
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    Her heart hurts because people want her to keep that cat? Geez, she's sensitive. Definitely time for some mental health intervention. I guess the way to fix that would be to STOP POSTING ON INSTAGRAM. Oh, but she can't do that. The world is clamoring for angel Beth's fosters!!!!
     
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    Why hasn't Yoda found a forever home yet if she can't hold on to all of her fosters ?
     
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    The House Manager/Friend Who Helps with the House must shadow her every move, constantly cleaning and sterilizing the place.
     
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    Get well, get well soon....we want you to get well.
     
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    Rag in one hand and squirt bottle in the other. Watching in quiet rage as Beff flops down on the floor and cats drop their asshole on the counter top.

    On the show when Howard was talking to Seth Meyers, a recurring theme came up; Stern's admiration of "smart" women. Seth's wife is an attorney, as is Clooney's. I've heard Stern use a lot of words to describe Beth but I've NEVER heard him use the term 'smart'.
     
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    Because he might lose his purpose in life! He needs to be there. His life-force depends on it!
     
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    Just like all Beth's cats, Bluebell's backstory is murky. Howard claims the previous owners abandoned her when they moved and a neighbor "called Beth" about it. How did the neighbor get Beth's phone number and why didn't she just call the local shelter? Howard's website says Beth "got the cat into NSAL". Wow, what an accomplishment - couldn't the neighbor have done that? That's probably what really happened but the story was revised to make Beth the hero.
     
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    I bet she talks to the help like the kid in The Toy.

    [​IMG]

    "My Howard said I can play with kittens anywhere I want!"

    I just had a great idea for a remake: The Toy 2015! Howard sends Beth to North Shore Animal League and tells the staff she can have whatever hard luck case she wants. Beth chooses one of the employees (played by Wanda Sykes or somebody) as her new pet. Hilarity, hijinks and hard-won life lessons ensue ...