Beth reading paper in bed while Truman looks on

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    She's says she is reading a paper but I don't believe it. It's never been proven that Beth can read.





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    Truman likes to read the paper over my shoulder in the morning
     
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    The fake story is Beth reads.
     
  3. Bye You!

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    Wait wait wait wait wait...

    Truman and ace????

    I thought the Jim Carrey post was a joke!!!

    Holy shit...
     
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    Sisal pillows sure look comfy.


    :facepalm:
     
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    As an aside, a torn earlobe is so low class, reserved for 80s ghetto girls with door knocker earrings.

    She sure must be a hit at the Hamptons garden parties.

    "Guuuuuuuuys!!!!!!! HIIII GUUUUUYS!!!!! ITS MEEEEEEEE!" :hw:
     
  6. HorsetoothBeth

    HorsetoothBeth Well-Known Member

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    Nice flared nostroe.

    Reading Page Six with one hand and taking pitchers with the other.
     
  7. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    At least the cat is learning something.
     
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    I hope Truman drops a nasty hairball down the back of her neck.
     
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    They still put the comics in the paper? Didn't know that.
     
  10. Shithead

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    She might be able to read, but i doubt if she comprehends anything
     
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    She does a lot of laying around lately. I guess they raised enough money for her cat hotel? Has there been any updates on the final tally or when they are breaking ground ?
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Not enough money was raised, so Beth is holding onto the partial funds for a later date.
     
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    she aint readin' shit
     
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    She has a person who helps with the reading.
     
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    Serious question. Does she post a picture of herself every day?
     
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    When Lena Dunham (ugh) was on, she claimed that she loved following Beth on Instagram because she posts pictures of the animals and virtually no pictures of herself. So, either Dunham was being completely backhanded and sarcastic, or kissing Howard's ass as we all know that rocket scientist Beth can't keep her narcissistic self out of endless photos.
     
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    I wonder how much clumped shit infested kitty litter gets spread around that bed.
     
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  18. HorsetoothBeth

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    Yes. That's her career...revolutionizing instagram.
     
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    Just Amazing. The Women Who Just Keeps Giving. Go Get A Real Job. I thought she was a model. :gweeed:
     
  20. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    Someone photoshop an upside down newspaper in there.