Beth really beat the shit out of her jeans

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Actually some Indonesian 5 year old tore them up so a designer label could charge Beth $400 for them.






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    What is that horriboe blouse?
     
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    Beth looks like a dude in this picture.
     
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    She spends all of her clothing allowance on purses so there's not much left over for new jeans.
    :bigcry:
     
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    monsoon Who are you with?

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    Mooose can't wear skinny jeans or leggings b/c its a giant fucking moose with legs like tree trunks. Let's examine the pic
    Mooose is in the center b/c that thing believes the world revolves around that weird shoebox head it has. Note to moose, when trying to hide a large blockhead with prominent corners and giant jawline, don't accentuate with a boxy long ponytail...stupid
    The jeans are ripped to distract from the thighs being so large. They are FAT GIRL jeans. And out of style
    The top is hiding the non existent waistline and the wonky tits. Big fat belt to distract from the fact mooose is not skinny or shapely. Its got a giant tank body that is straight up and down. Its a fat chick that works out like crazy. It can crack walnuts between its toes.

    Mooose has a dated look. Also age inappropriate.

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    Beth really beat the shit out of her jeans

    its not like anyone else will beat her out of her jeans
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    The jeans were new when she arrived at NSAL to "adopt" some cats.

    The adoption process was a little bit....ummmm...eventful. It appears that word has made it around the cages regarding Beth, and the latest batch of kittens were reluctant to come along.

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    :cwl: Holy Shit!
     
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    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    Forget about the jeans ... look how fucking CRAZY she looks! :troll:
     
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    Must eat kittens ... Must eat kittens ... Must eat kittens ... Must eat kittens ... Must eat kittens ...
     
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    Can you imagine how many channels and producers have gotten a call from Howard proclaiming how much TV needs a kitten adoption show? Howard and Beth probably sit around and talk about how if someone would just give her that show, it'd be bigger than Duck Dynasty.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    She looks as though her evil plan is finally coming to fruition.

    She's implanted tiny cameras in each kitten, and she plans to expand her network of identity theft throughout the cat-adopting world.
     
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    Speak for yourselves: I have a thing for tall, anorexic teenage boys who are dressed to give that drywall install job a full 110%
     
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    @balloon knot Alert! Woot! woot!!!!

    We have a gold here for our Cheif Archivist :grad:
     
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    I think the funniest thing is that whoever took the stupid photo thought it was more important to get Beth's designer jeans in the frame than the top of her stupid head.
     
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    Don't you just wanna take off to parts unknown with @monsoon and month's supply of over-stuffed BC bud blunts?
     
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    It's not like the idiot taking this ridiculous picture could have taken 2 steps back or anything. Did beth teach the two dummies the proper way to hold a ki'en is to cross your arms while they're scared and trying to escape?
     
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    "Beefus smash! Grrrrrrr!"

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