Beth Roast.

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  1. DogStar69

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    I didn't know Louboutin made horseshoes.
     
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    She buys those huge $15K bags because they double as a feedbag when she gets hungry.


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    Beth and Howard got bad seats to the Ed Bradley funeral because they were late for it. Beth was outside for an hour looking for the red carpet and the paparazzi.
     
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    When Beth twisted her ankle going to Monkey's dad's funeral she's lucky the vet didn't shoot her.
     
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    Who knew Chanel made saddles?
     
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    Beth's so lazy one of her eye's won't even work !

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    tickets to a giants game????...


    sal at the roasts ....priceless




    what do beerleague and beth have in common....no matter how hard howard plugs it nobodys' coming.....lol @ 2:50 mark


    for beth at home let me translate....naaaaaaaahhhhhh
     
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    Man, that was the BEST! Especially with the look he got from Howard! :jj:
     
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    Absolutely wonderful.

    HOW QUICKLY the show changed for the worse shortly after this.
     
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    I need some new dungarees

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    i loved those days...if ya notice everyone is laughing and.......the jokes are actually funny......
     
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    Beth, wife of Hank, son of Ben, son of Bernard, son of Oin, son of Gloin. :emperor:
     
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    Beth loves animals so much she married a Pelican.
     
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    I like how Howard says Beth is on Youtube all the time and Artie points out that it's because she puts her own name in the search box.

    No Beth is on BethTube all the time.
     
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    and she's a horse, so she loves herself too.
     
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    Beth's such a bad fuck that, when Pete Townshend got done with her, he switched to children.
     
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    thats cause she wouldnt give up da anal
     
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    love the gif of her practicing for AGT

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