Beth-Sad news about Apple Stern

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MutteringJohn, Mar 27, 2015.

  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    It looks like Beth isn't heading out to LA for AGT tapings. Sadly, it looks like the beginning of end for Apple Stern.



    bethostern
    4 hours ago
    Not such great news about my Apple. I vow to keep her as comfortable as I can for as long as I can. Walter hasn't left her side since they removed the growing mass 4 days ago. #myapple#myheart



    bethostern
    3 hours ago
    One of those poopy days. #tomorrowisanewday ❤️
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    was apple their first cat?
     
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    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    I think your right, they named it Apple because Howard went crazy about Apple products.
     
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    Where''s Yoda the wonder cat? Yoda could save Apple.
     
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    :crying::sadbye::sadbye2:
     
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    I expect a celebrity turnout for Apple's funeral. Beth has requested that Jimmy Kimmel do the eulogy.
     
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    Actually the official story is that she was dropped off at north shore in an apple box
     
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    She's so sad, she took a selfie. :wtf:
     
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    kippy Not Safe For Women VIP

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    Goodnight funny cat.
     
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    Apple will recover (Yoda Strong) once AGT is done taping... just a hunch.
     
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    Looks likes Howard will be sitting in his Hollywood bungalow masturbating to babysitter porn if Beth stays behind.
     
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    If Apple dies Beth will hit the sauce.
     
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    Classy wife classy life

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    This is one of the reasons I can't stand this fucking camera starved whore.

    Now she's using the death of her cat to post more pictures of her fucking face.

    I am so sick and tired of this fake bitch. Why can't she just go the fuck away. Find a Trillionaire in another country and stay the fuck out of this one.
     
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    Oh, Beth is going to LA. You can bet on it. Kimmoe is making a party.
     
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    Is it me, or does she have the kiss of death on housepets?



    #horsferatu
     
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    Haven't listened to the show in years. Has he every specifically mentioned the sex of the parties involved?
     
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    Best cure for a mass, is a shovel to the head