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beth said 2 howard you have a pretty penis?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by PumpkinBeer700, Dec 8, 2012.

  1. PumpkinBeer700

    PumpkinBeer700 New Member Shot Dead

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    during the george gay-a-thon talks monday morning ....boy...money talks
     
  2. FishySausage

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    I'm going to say that's the fake story
     
  3. gilaet

    gilaet keep walkin Staff Member

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    big fat money roll cock
     
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    I've been with the same woman for 17 years. I cannot imagine a scenario where pretty and penis would be used in the same sentence.
     
  5. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Poster Of The Year Gold

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    [video=youtube;hDHRW0nQRUg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDHRW0nQRUg&feature=plcp[/video]
     
  6. Murcielago

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    Compliments are poor substitutes for blow jobs, Howard is not getting his money's worth out of the Bimba.
     
  7. Brokenbad

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    Is "Howard has a pretty small penis" a sentence?


    Howard.................. You know Beth, I feel I have a small penis.

    Beth...................... Oh Howard, it just feels that way because you have giant hands.

    Howard.................. Of course, that's it! I've been cursed with giant hands. Beth will you marry me?
     
  8. Avery

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    She has never even seen it out of a condom.

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    ^O wow! She has the hottest tits in the world. :rolleye:
     
  9. Herc

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    He puts his cock through new gold bracelets in order to attract her to his bed. Every time he wants to stick his little circumcised cock in her crusty cunt he takes a new gold bracelet from his safe and calls her into the room . . . :coffee:
     
  10. Ruffypup

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    BO knows cock.
     
  11. Pembroke36

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    Maybe compared to the arab cock, it is pretty.
     
  12. ilovebacon

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    No, she said he has a pretty small penis... he's losing his hearing, you know... :wheel:
     
  13. smichal

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    I think only guys like the look of their penis.
    I have had a guy tell me that he thinks his looks sleek.
     
  14. Lou Cypher

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    Oh Good God. I hope that was the last thing you ever heard him say, as you made a mad dash to the door. :D
     
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    smichal VIP Extreme Gold

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    ya I just told him straight that girls don't like the look of them. hahah. Also that guy loved talking about farts. You can guess why I didn't take the bait.
     
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    Fixed it a little
     
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    I once had a female friend of mine tell me there is something very funny and awkward about looking at naked guys walking around
     
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    Pretty small.


    damn I got Shanghaid. :pissed:
     
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    Sluts say those kinds of things to make guys feel better about following so many other guys
     
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    Pretty and cute means small.