Beth says hi again

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MutteringJohn, Apr 28, 2015.

  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Stern's Million Dollar View

     
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    You know I am starting to think that we are not getting a 2nd season of Mom Caves
     
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  3. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian VIP Gold

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    Those cats have it made
     
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    She really is useless.
     
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    Lonely deep inside....she needs cats around her so she doesn't get depressed about not having children.
     
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    That cat is thinking, "if I only had a thumb I could open this window and jump."
     
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    How cute...she's learning her first word! "Hi!"
     
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    I think the cat said fuck off to her. Listen close . I'm pretty sure I can hear it .
     
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    She's a work-a-holic, that one. It must be tough rising at the crack of noon to have the help arrange the ottoman so the cat can gets its first picture of the morning.

    But wait; there's more!

    After that grueling excursion, it's time to give the help the booze "shopping" list for the afternoon before retiring to the master study to work on that 1000 page novel she is writing, one Instagram post and tweet at a time. It's time to show the world that Finnegan's Wake has nothing that cannot be divined from the intellect of Beefus.

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    Cats love car service between NYC and the hamptons. No way Howard lets her take the copter without him. He makes her fly commercial unless he's along. I bet cats love helicopter rides.
     
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    Yeah , I'm sure it's great for their ears
     
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    She is doing well with math these days too . The Gunk must be proud.

     
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    You guys, she does way more than play with kittens all day. We learned this morning that she's CC'd on all emails that Howard sends to women. So half her day is spent reading Howard's whiny notes to his assistant Laura ("Need more baby wipes for purse.") and his hair manager, Toni ("Need you to cancel your Christmas plans so I can have a casual look in Mexico.").
     
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    alone again. always alone. I bet she talks to the walls and her shoes
     
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    seriously? wtf is this about?
     
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    I bet she walks around the apartment posting at things and stares at shinny objects until the Wig comes home from a hard four hour day of work .
     
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    Via marksfriggin:

    Howard said last time he was there Robert said to him that he was in New York and he was going to take Sarah Jessica Parker to lunch. Howard said he even called Matthew Broderick and ask if that was okay. Howard said Matthew gave him the green light to do it. Robert said that wasn't required. Howard said when he writes and email to a woman he CCs his wife on it.