Beth says: Make your holidays happier. Adopt a pet.

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  1. CCMaguire

    CCMaguire Well-Known Member VIP

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    A follower calls her out:

    • dmbkny1: Awesome what you do,but you should really clarify in your ad there that these animals need loving forever homes,some could ,actually most people (sadly) will see and think "yes I'm going to get a living being as a Christmas gift for someone".. who isn't even expecting to soon have to take on the responsibility of raising an intelligent loving,feeling, living, being for 20 or more of the next coming years of their lives.
    Beth responds:

    • bethostern: @dmbkny1 I don't believe in giving pets as gifts but i do believe in a family deciding to make their holidays happier by all going together and adopting a pet❤️
     
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    Tim ty dawg for gold! Gold

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    She only adopts kittens while they're tiny and cute, then throws them out with the garbage when they stop being cute

    why is this douche lecturing people?
     
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    Nothing would make me happier than for her to be dumped by her "charity".
     
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    Standard annoyed face on any adult animal in her clutches. Check.

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    I'll only adopt if it's already been declawed.
     
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    :snicker:

    :backpedal:
     
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    "Make your Holidays Happier."

     
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    Because she considers herself a pet expert. She give out valuable advice all the time.
    Remember, don't let your cat play with lit candles !
    Also, if they are sick and throwing up, call the vet. :grad:
     
  9. TheMercenary

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    Or the pet psychic. Or behaviorist.

    Over-feed a steady diet of rich greasy food and table scraps until their hearts explode like 6iahca.

    Wipe their poopy-bums

    Cremate and put in urn. Take urn-side selfies with your whole asshole hanging out.


    We need a list of her expert advice. We've gotten it started. :derp:
     
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    "Beth Ostrosky Stern"
    Noticing lately that Ostrosky is making a comeback. Hopefully a sign that Beth Stern is soon trotting off into the sunset with half of Wiggy's money, (AKA Ralphs hard earned inheritance.)
     
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    *kudos to the beth fan page blog
     
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    Aren't we told over and over NOT to adopt pets during the holidays?
     
  13. CCMaguire

    CCMaguire Well-Known Member VIP

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    According to Beth, it's now OK to get pets for the holidays if the entire family is onboard. I know I've seen many of her stupid interviews where she says not to do it though.
     
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    Isn't Beth really just a pet herself?
     
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    YES!
    More assholes adopts during Christmas...then drop off at the pound after they realize the cute puppy/kitten they purchased is to much trouble.
    She's an idiot.
     
  17. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    Ralph is going to be so mad if she leaves with his money.
     
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    Most veterinarians and pet experts say people shouldn't adopt pets to give as gifts because they usually end up back in the shelters and in the rescues after the holidays when the reality of pet ownership kicks in...she is as dumb as a box of rocks.
     
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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    Yeah, it's often been said not to adopt a pet at any holiday. Main reason seems to be is that younger kids seem to get bored of them after the holiday high wears off.
     
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    I'm surprises she's not telling people to make sure and share their chocolate with their dogs.
     
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