Beth says she meditating

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  1. MutteringJohn

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    Answer to OP's ketchin: Herself
     
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    We call that nap time in my house. Although the kids kind of grow out of it before they reach 6.
     
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    Howard used to do a great bit about empty headed people thinking to themselves... with the echo and water dripping sound effects.
     
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    What adult voluntarily lays on a hard floor? And "meditates"/sleeps.
     
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    Looks like she's in her usual horizontal position in the 2nd pic. Stupid idiot (edit: CUNT) doesn't remember that you're supposed to be sitting up when you meditate.
     
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    Some kind of new mantra that will help her disassociate(mentally,emotionally leave her body) during any kind of sex with Howard. Well, that's what I'd b meditating about.
     
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    Many people meditate while on the shitter. Beth doesn't have that luxury, poor girl doesn't shit. Give her a break.
     
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    Meditating?

    ... isn't that when you clear your mind of all distractions and close your eyes and not when you take a picture of cat on your legs to post online?
     
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    Does wine help you meditate?
     
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    She'll find any reason to take yet another selfie.
     
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    I don't know anything about TM----can you do it with cats crawling all over you and while talking selfies with your phone???

    What would Howard think if he saw that---he's so into TM and so serious about it and she's basically making a mockery of it IMO.
     
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    Mantra plus Yantra equals Tantra
     
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    The hardest thing about meditation is clearing / emptying your mind. Should be easy for that vapid twat to accomplish.
     
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    'Are meou Fuckin kidding me with this camera shit?'
     
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    So obvious what she is meditating about.
    Howard's tombstone and her inheritance.:rip2:
     
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    Not enough that you create a fantastic picture, you animate in on top of that.
     
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    45 Years old. What kind of adult (or child for that matter?) spends all day lying on the floor. It's really bizarre.
     
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