Beth says she wouldn't abort a 2 headed baby..can't you imagine How if she had that?

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  1. Dlist

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    On the plus side, he'd be so miserable, the shows would be as good as the old days...on the downside, he'd be so miserable, he'd kill himself.....

    No wait, I think that is an upside....
     
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    But would the baby need 2 or 4 arm warmers?
     
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    wait


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    :c

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    Like that stupid twat knows what a head looks like.....
     
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    Its easy to say youll take of a 2 headed baby when you have hired help to do everything for you. Can you imagine what she would do if she had to take care of the baby herself??? Itll be used more as a prop for Beth's red carpet events.
     
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    All this 'Beth wouldn't abort' chat -- which has been full-on of late, is Howard's way of telling us her baby (who'll be born sometime in 2013) is the result of condomless fucking & not IVF
     
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    Bet that! Baby armwarmer giftscriptions soon too follow....
     
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    Oh, that's not mine, it's skytzoboy's! That's why I didn't paste the image.
     
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    Howard would have to pay double child support.
     
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    hookers make great moms.
     
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    I smell a lawsuit. "Is it TWO babies or ONE???"
     
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    Beth spouts about as much shit as Howard. Remember she said that she didn't want to be famous too.
     
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    Feel free to paste any of my shit if you want. :wigtip:
     
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    The two headed baby would be a boy and a girl and they'd both look like Howard and Beth. Howard would spin it so that it seemed to be the best thing ever.
     
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