Stern Show Beth says swans are bullies to deformed swans.

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  1. YodaQuiversStern

    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    do you get an alert every time Beth posts on instagram?
     
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    MorningSong13 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Who will take in Howard for his deformed beak?
     
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    She's a goddamn nimconfuckinpoop
     
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    Ah fuck off Barf.
     
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    Didnt even know there were "deformed swans." Wow, Beth actually taught me something.
     
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    7/10. Would have been a 10/10 laugh riot if it were a pelican with a deformed beak.
     
  8. MutteringJohn

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    How would Beth know if the swan was getting beat by neighborhood swans. Because Beth performed in Swan Lake as a 9 year old she thinks she's a fucking expert on swans.
     
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    She's right, we are kind of mean to her
     
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    Oh Great, here comes a "thank the swan" story for the next talk show appearance.
     
  11. MutteringJohn

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    Robin, the swan waved to me as it was being taken away.
     
  12. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    So I'm sure the swan will forever be grateful to Beth the animoe expert.

    Damn, so this is what happens when a moron has endless free time and cash.
     
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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    "Alternative look swans"
     
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    So she and wig vomit get people to kidnap the bird from his habitat and send him off to a place it does not know
     
  16. Father O'Blivion

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    Her principal said she was the best one.
     
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    It was probably a female and it's eggs are rotting in the nest.
     
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    appendage-challenged swans
     
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    #newchildrensbook
     
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    @GaryPuppet - please tweet Beth that we've been giving this deformed monster bird a verbal beat down all day.