Beth says the kittens fell asleep watching football

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Who the hell watches football in the Stern household.





    bethosternThey fell asleep watching football.
     
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    And Beth fell asleep after downing two bottles of vino.
     
  3. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...its so great that beth has a family.
     
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    Maybe Consuela enjoys sweaty, girthy black men....

    Oh wait.

    Nevermind.
     
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  5. hsdramaqueen

    hsdramaqueen It takes horns to hold up my halo

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    Umm. Stupid bitch. One of them is awake :rolleyes:
     
  6. BethOsItchyHem

    BethOsItchyHem Well-Known Member

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    Cats don't know anything about tv, cats sleep,that's what they do.Beth is an idiot, the cats do know that, so they piss and shit allover the stern households.
     
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    it's more likely that Ralph is butt banging Howard then any football is playing in the stern house hold!
     
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    Where is the tv show I was promised, goddamit?!
     
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    This is the same twit that bought "welcome home" balloons for a blind cat. :facepalm:

    Her stupidity knows no bounds.
     
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    Like Howard's once they grow they move on to their furever family
     
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    How awesome would it be if he was talking to his daughter, crying hysterically, asking why she doesn't love him, and her reply was "I've evolved..." ha ha
     
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    :spit:
     
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    beth needs to shut the fuck up
     
  14. Tracy

    Tracy Little Miss Sunshine

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    I thought Beth was a Steelers fan :rolleyes: did they even play tonight? Her brothers played in college. Maybe she watches all the football... She seems to try to be a tomboy or something.
     
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    maybe the help is watching soccer
     
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    Why can I not understand why she hoards these kittens at her McMansion when they could be going to homes as soon as they are weaned? I get socializing kittens but they seem fine.
     
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    Exactly, it makes no sense. The kittens are old enough to be adopted (the new one, Autumn, is 10 weeks old) and are healthy and well-socialized. There's absolutely no reason to add an extra step in the adoption process by letting Beth take them for a few days to use as excuses to post photos of herself and troll for compliments. Fostering is for pets who need round-the-clock care or have behavioral problems, it involves hard work and can last for months. It's an insult to REAL foster families for Beth to take credit for "fostering" those kittens and she's doing more harm than good by needlessly shuttling them around and stressing them out.
     
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    She's such an empty fool. Every day she just piles more redundant crap on her social media with paid followers. Interrupting the lives of those poor cats for zero reason except her narcissism make me want to puke. Will she ever go away? :pray: