Beth scores another special needs cat! Born with no eyelids ...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Thelma, Jan 14, 2014.

  1. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    Blind Bella, who??

    Beth Ostrosky ‏@BethStern
    Here's our new foster kitten. Howard is still thinking of a name. She's so affectionate! Born with no eyelids.
    2:44 PM - 14 Jan 14

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    That poor cat. As if being blind was bad enough & now she's stuck with Beth.
     
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    Blinky will weigh over 25lbs in a month.
     
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    They can just use some cat foreskin to replace the eyelids, but the cat will be cockeyed. :dadance:
     
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    The ultimate pet for the "look at me" type.

    Animoe abuse pure and simple.
     
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    Blinky.

    Blinky...

    :lully:
     
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    Burlap bag................river.............say it!
     
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    Countdown to the story changing to some 'sick fuck' human cut out it's eyelids....
     
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    kunt punch
     
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    can she just go away? I can't believe how pathetic Wiggy, his "pet project" and the show have become... this is just a bad dream or a prolonged hoax right? Howard is such a douchebag!
     
  13. Brokenbad

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    "Chum hair little kitty. Is tine for jew eye drops"
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    Im willing to bet Beff has some Mexicans breeding for deformities in kittens down in some border town so she can "rescue" them.
     
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    She is such a moron. That cat may have been born with eyelids fused together but it wasn't born 'without' them. You can see them in the fucking pic and they certainly weren't formed by the worlds premier cat plastic surgeon.

    Beth can never get the information correct. You can bet she was thinking of the bottle of red wine she was going to guzzle when she got the cat home while the vet was trying to instruct her on the proper care.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    She not the sharpest tool in the shed.
     
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    Another freakin cat in that house?!?! Really?!? :facepalm:
     
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    Imagine the smell.

    There is no worse smell on earth than cat pee unless it is rotting corpse. That house has to have been sprayed over every inch by territorial cats.
     
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    for Beth??

    yes please!!!!
     
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    Fucking Blinky... Priceless!!!