Beth sells closet to fund Nsal completion.

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  1. Notfunorfunny

    Notfunorfunny I Can Pull It

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    Yeah right. Though she could complete Nsal and feed half of Paraguay with the proceeds. Nothing exceeds like excess.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    "Beth is a simple girl with no expensive tastes. Trust me guys". :c



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  3. vaporizer

    vaporizer Well-Known Member

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    Is that really her shit? If so, fuck her.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    No, I just looked up "huge expensive closet" on Google, but I'm sure hers will be way bigger.



    [​IMG]PALM BEACH — Radio star Howard Stern is spending between $8 million and $10 million on the renovation of the ocean-front mansion he just bought in Palm Beach for $52 million!

    And the purpose for some of the construction work is to satisfy Stern’s model wife: She wanted a larger closet!

    She’s going to get one that’s about 1,000 square feet! And for that to happen, a source who saw the blueprints tells me, workers will have to move the grand staircase to a different part of the 18,000-square-foot house.
     
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    My first apartment out of college wasn't even that big. And it took me a while to get something that was just a bit bigger. But there again 1) I don't have a vagine 2) I won't hang out with people because of/for their money 3) My goals in life extend past helping kittens

    I'm always so fucking annoyed with this chick. I shouldn't be so consumed with her and I'm not really THAT consumed with her unless I'm here, but wow...Howard must be regretting this shit up and down every fucking day he wakes up, looks over to that empty side of her bed, and knows that she just doesn't give a fuck about him.

    He's given us a lot of laughs over the years, but he's really fucked himself good this time and I just don't feel bad for him. He got what he wanted - someone HE thought was hot that HE thought wanted him for more than his money. He got fooled hard. Real hard.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    I don't dislike Howard. I know he's changed and he got suckered, but I still love his older stuff and that classic show. Beth went after so many rich men, athletes, etc for a few years. Her, along with Katie Lee were well known "freighted gold diggers" and Hamptons hanger-ons. They got what they wanted. Why older men give into this is beyond me. :dontknow:
     
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    Beth doesn't care about any living thing.

    Only dead things she can wear get her attention.

    All of this NSAL bullshit is nothing more than an excuse for her to take 100 selfies a day, then have bought and paid for Twitter employees praise her for her charitable work.

    I believe in Karma so Beth has a real surprise waiting for her in life.

    I don't know what, when, or how.... but Beth will end up alone and miserable - making up for all of the lying and manipulating she's doing right now.

    And it couldn't happen to a bigger C*** than her.

    Fuck you Beth. Fuck you and everything you believe in.... which is nothing more than yourself - that's what they call a double fuck..... and you've earned it.
     
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    I think the NSAL is a front to raise money for her hand bag collection and shoe fund . That way the Wig doesn't have to fork over any marbles for that shit .
     
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    This just made me yak !
     
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    Notfunorfunny I Can Pull It

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    Lmao guys. Nice One. Model wife?????

    MOdel of greed, avarice, moral bankruptcy, and sub 80 intelligence quotient.
     
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    This peasant can't even have an elevator in their closet?
     
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    I assume Beth get 20k a month for her NSAL work

    anybody that gives NSAL money is a sucker
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    No, that closet looks good, not tacky. Anything Beth touches looks cheap and odd.

    Her "style" is low rent.
     
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    I looked up NSAL's tax returns and she is not singularly listed as an employee but she must be buried in other key employees since the ones listed only get paid $1.1 million and the total comp for that group is 1.6 million .
     
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    I can't wait til she just says "Fuck it" already and starts eating around the clock and balloons up to 400 pounds.
     
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    Must be a 'dick' thing :dance2:
     
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    Hell! Thats nearly as big as my whole house.:pissed:
     
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