Beth shocked at what the wig did this weekend

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  1. Kool

    Kool Well-Known Member

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    He actually went by himself to Starbucks and ordered a coffee. He was confusd when he walked in and received help from the counter guy. ...The Wig said Beth was shocked.

    What wife wouldn't look at her man as less than a man and shake her head and say what the fck did I marry?
     
  2. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    "I'd like a tall black and a cup of coffee too."
     
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    That story is perhaps the first true Beth story we've heard.
     
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    "Hello, Shtarbucks? I'd like you to make me a portion of your lovely Carmel Macchiatho in my honor, pleashe? Shauce on shide!!!"
     
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    Never been in a Starbucks, ever.
     
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    Let's be honest. She married a paycheck.
     
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    Did he offer to pay in plugs?
     
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    Jew broad, orders coffee.
     
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    :snicker:
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Me Either/ :dontknow:
     
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    Did Howard ask for the Senior Citizens discount ?
     
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    Neither have I.
     
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    I had to go once because the work lunch group wanted to go there. I don't drink coffee, so I bought an egg salad sandwich which contained more relish and lettuce than actual egg. It was disgusting, and it was six bucks.
    Never again.
     
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    :up:
     
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    Likewise (I'm straight)
     
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    He bought a fucking cup of coffee and she thinks he is a hero.

    They both need a slap.
     
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    Did he go there hoping the barista would offer to put some cream in his "coffee" ?
     
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    If I have to praise my man for going into starbucks on his own to buy a frickin' cup of coffee...then I need to get a new man.
     
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